Anaconda

Pros: Fun, action packed, great cast, fun plot, and much more!
Cons: Crummy CGI! Fake snakes on parade.

Boating down the curving bends of the Amazon River, a small documentary team search for an elusive branch of natives that worship a legendary, giant snake god. Along the way they discover a shipwrecked Paraguayan guide, the wickedly charming Paul Serone ...

Pros: Gorey deaths
Cons: Stupid instead of scary.

Roll up; it’s time for the second of three reviews intended for my very first write/off. You really should have the gist of things by now, but to those of you who’ve had their heads up their sphincters, here’s the buzz: The gist of this ...

Pros: The movie is over
Cons: The movie started and I watched it all

Sssssnakes have never bothered me, unlike those arachnids, but this isn't your ordinary sssssnake! This is the Anaconda, biggest and baddest of them all, with a nasty eating habit. Ssssso, if sssssnakes aren't your cup of tea, ssssstay away from this...

Pros: Jon Voight's creepy character
Cons: special effects, predictability, stupidity

My husband took me to see this movie when we were dating, probably in the hopes that I would become terrified and cling to him for comfort. Instead, I ended up laughing and snorting in disgust. Oh well, I married him anyway.

The Basic...

Pros: Impressive villains. Some scary moments.
Cons: Defies Physics, Logic & Good Casting.

"Anaconda" has a cast with some talented actors, a menacing monster, a scary unexplored jungle location, personality conflicts between the characters, and yet, somehow with all this, the movie stank. Movies similar to this have been done well "Jaws",...

Pros: Well acted mindless fun
Cons: That dumb looking snake

Anaconda is trash. Garbage. Mindless junk food for the eyes. No one is ever going to mistake it for The Bicycle Thief. It is a silly idea made into a silly film. And yet...

Yes, I admit that I am an awefull pig, and that I derive...

Pros: Perfect MST3k fodder.
Cons: You will actually have wasted precious moments of your life watching this drivel.

Jon Voight. Sean Connery. Robert DeNiro. Dustin Hoffman. Kathleen Turner. Arnold Schwarzennegar. What do all of these people have in common? They're critically acclaimed and successful actors who, for some reason at the height of their success, decided...

Pros: Jon Voight
Cons: Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez

Although the idea seemed plausible when I read the hyped up previews of this movie, the moment I took my seat, the lights dimmed and the opening scene started I knew that I had been duped by the publicity.

This movie is possibly the worst...

Pros: NONE
Cons: Everything: See review.

O.K. Let me tell you now up front, DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE. If you're even thinking about it, don't do it. I guarantee you it will be the biggest waste of time in your life. Of course, people told me that and did I listen? NO! But hopefully you'll be...

Pros: Huge laughs
Cons: Some of them were definitely unintentional

Anaconda is a horrible movie but a hell of a lot of fun. I have a feeling director Luis Llosa made it to be that way and so, after laughing at an overacting Jon Voight, an underacting Ice Cube and a fake-looking 40-foot long snake (which looks like it...

Pros: Jennifer Lopez.
Cons: Everything else.

"When you can't breathe, you can't scream." That may be true, but when speaking in terms of the new thriller Anaconda, a more fitting tagline would be "When you're laughing your ass off, you can't scream," for this inane jungle...

Pros: Nothing
Cons: Bad everything

FAKE AND UNREAL

the movie anaconda is a movie that involves around a myth that one guy thinks is true. this myth ends up to be true but it is a myth that you wouldnt want to be true. the movie is based on a river the entire time on a boat...

Pros: a lot of fun, creepy, and silly
Cons: I don't know

OK. So you know the premise- a documentary crew on a boat in the Amazon attempting to film an indigenous tribe of the Amazon (the people of the mist). They run into Jon Voight, who's just sort of hanging out on a boat. They bring him aboard and terror...

Pros: Excellent action/Thrills
Cons: Script simplicity

As far as entertainment value goes, Anaconda was well worth the money I spent to see it on the big screen. This sci-fi thriller kept the entire audience on the edge of its seat.

Jennifer Lopez and LL Cool J add light to this otherwise dark...

Pros: Voight is great to watch.
Cons: There was very little suspense.

The makers of Anaconda are not aiming very high, so we don't expect them to live up to films with more noble aspirations. The only honest barometer of this sort of film is this: what does the audience expect of a man-eating snake movie, and does this...