Wild Wild West

Pros: Funny as hell..in a groaner kinda way
Cons: bah humbug

It's no secret that I rarely look for deep meaning in my movies. No, I look for the fun and entertainment factor. A little cheese is rarely a bad thing to me. So, I feel it my solemn duty to tell those of you who are like me that Wild Wild West ...

Pros: The Gadgets, the music videos that play when the movie is over, Hayek
Cons: Everything else

Why do actors who are clearly capable of better stuff end up in movies like this? I suspect that they think that their great screen presence will make up for errors in casting, pacing ,editing ,directing and story to make up the difference. Riding high...

Pros: Salma Hayek
Cons: Every single thing about this piece of junk

A lot of hungry kids could have been fed with all the money that was wasted on this project. The only reason I watched this whole movie is because I had 2 hours to spare before going out to play pool with a friend. I wanted to go early, but he was too...

Pros: Will Smith and Kevin Kline could possibly work well together.
Cons: In the right movie.

Now, as Dennis Miller is fond of saying, I don't want to get off on a rant here. But when you put two good comedic actors together, along with a director who knows how to handle comedy, you would expect it would take a lot of work to screw it up. But...

Pros: The soundtrack is cool!
Cons: Everything else in this move could have been done much better.

As I watched Wild Wild West I just wanted to destroy something, my TV, the VCR, anything that would give an outlet to my "Viewer Rage". Much like "Road Rage", "Viewer Rage" is the result of watching a movie that really has no reason to exist....

Pros: Kenneth Branagh
Cons: awful screenplay; bad acting; boring; cliche; predictable

Every summer we are bombarded with elaborate, big-budget, super-star flicks whose sole purpose is to fill multiple screens at the Cineplex and sell a lot of t-shirts, fast food and other merchandise (here in New York there was even a scratch-off lottery ...

Pros: Everyone already knows how awful it is.
Cons: Every facet of the entire project.

OK, I avoided it like the plague on its release, thanks mainly to the horrible press it was getting and the fact that the preview made me feel like I was in second grade Math and had to poop real bad. I had to rent it because that's what I do. I review...

Pros: Good Actors
Cons: Poor Story Dumb, no very dumb stunts

Wild Wild West was both a funny movie and a stupid movie. I watched this movie while on my way to Paris for a weekend with my wife. She was away on business to Turkey so we were to meet up for a three day weekend in Paris. Thus, I had a choice of reading...

Pros: I don't know of any
Cons: Any and all you can think of -- it doesn't omit any!

OK, tell me what's wrong with the following scenario.
1. Will Smith plays Robert Conrad
2. Kevin Kline plays Ross Martin

Give up? First of all, (apologies to Will Smith, for whom I hold no ill will {Will - will, OK?}...

Pros: This film is a lot of fun.
Cons: Moving tarantula's...rotating guns....isn't this movie set in the 1860's?

I would compare the big screen version of "Wild Wild West" to the experience of eating candy. Tastes good going down but in the end you wonder.... were all of those empty calories really worth it? You give Wild Wild West one hundred and eight minutes ...

Pros: Good music, Good play between main characters
Cons: Too much sex, Stretches the imagination, Too many prejudices

I will say this movie is interesting. I would stop there if this wasn't a review.

Characters

Will Smith and Kevin Kline played well off each other. Their characters antagonized each other very well. I truly got the...

Pros: Special effects (especially the mechanical spider) and action scenes are good.
Cons: The drag queen scenery, though, is bad.

Note: I've never seen the actual TV show, so I'm judging the movie by itself. I've seens it a million times on cable, and I've learned to just enjoy it despite its many mistakes. A guilty pleasure on my part. The basic plot of Wild Wild West goes like ...

Pros: None that I could think of
Cons: Boring, boring, boring. Did I mention that this film is boring?

I try to be fair and open-minded when I review a film, so I studiously avoid reading other reviews or listening to any buzz before I myself see the movie. So I didn't walk into Wild, Wild West with any preconceived notions other than that it featured...

Pros: At least I didn't waste $7.50 at a theater
Cons: Boring, Boring Boring

Will Smith was adorable, but that doesn't carry the movie for me. And why was Selma Hyack wasted with her two or three lines? Couldn't Hollywood give a break to some unknown and give her a chance? Could barely sit through this long, long movie. Never...

Pros: cleavage
Cons: tmtc - too many too count

"Stars Wars" meets "How the West Was Won" with Robert Palmer's backup singers as the evil henchwomen, that's all I could think of once all these sci-if contraptions started appearing.

A plain remake of the WWW would have...