Coyote Ugly

Pros: sexy girls, decent plot, pretty entertaining
Cons: lacking good script, unclear ending

I went to see this movie because I’m a hornball 18 year old and wanted to see some sexy girls. I got that; I can’t say anymore. Actually I can, here it is.

The Good
The movie is quite entertaining; Violet moves to New York and is...

Pros: A fun upbeat movie
Cons: A lot of pretty girls

It is our first year anniversary and we decided to spend two days alone together. The second day we headed to the city for some shopping and fun. We came across the movie theater in a mall and looked to see what was playing. It was a matinee time, and...

Pros: Piper Perabo, Sexy co-stars, fairy tale story
Cons: too many coincidences, misleading trailer

Coyote Ugly(2000): David McNally
Violet(Piper Perabo) decides to leave her familiar New Jersey home in search of her childhood dream of becoming a respectable songwriter. She heads to New York City, rents out an apartment, and gets ready to...

Pros: energetic musical numbers and scenes in the bar
Cons: anytime any character opens their mouth to speak

Never has there been a more demographically fitting movie, than Coyote Ugly. This is a movie tailor made for the Britney Spears/N’Sync set of pre-pubescent males and females, who need nothing more than an inspirational, yet unoriginal story, and some...

Pros: Sweet Story, Cool Dancing, John Goodman
Cons: Corny Moments, False Advertising

I walked in the theater today expecting to see a movie filled with tight shirts, leather pants, gorgeous bodies, and people dancing on bars. Well, I did see all that, but much more. Coyote Ugly is a surprisingly good movie about a young aspiring...

Pros: John Goodman (who ought to be ashamed for showing up)
Cons: It was filmed

Simply put, Coyote Ugly wasn't produced. It was committed - like a crime.

This is a cliche infected story of a rural songwriting doe eyed babe who defects against Dad's wishes to the big city only to find initial hardship but finally succeeds...

Pros: can't-get-it-out-of-my-head tunes, sweet Australian accent, JOHN GOODMAN
Cons: can't-get-it-out-of-my-head tunes, blah storyline, movie lost its focus

In a movie filled with skin tight snaked printed pants, middrifts, and supermodels dancing on bar tables, Coyote Ugly was definitely an hour and a half of transparent story plots and.... karaoke?

Yes, that's right, karaoke. When you're...

Pros: Great cast, cute storyline...good music.
Cons: a few cheesy lines...Tyra Banks...

Now...I know that I have a somewhat weird taste in movies. I even know that I have certain rules for going to see movies...for example: I don't see any movies (as a rule) that has a 90210 star or a Friend's star in it. HOWEVER, going to see Coyote...

Pros: Theater was not crowded.
Cons: I felt misled by the title.

I'm embarrassed to admit this (and it's taken me the last two months to work up the courage to come forward) but I went to this movie on my day off thinking that it was one of those cute Walt Disney nature films. As a boy growing up in the wilds of...

Pros: EYE CANDY WITH ATTITUDE
Cons: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT...FLASHDANCE REVISITED...PORTRAYAL OF THE MALE CHARACTERS, INCLUDING THE BAR PATRONS, AS DOMINATED BOYS AND TOYS

They dance on a bar after setting it on fire. The Coyote Ugly girls commit assault and battery every night, but the victims, the rowdy men tightly packing the bar room, are all sado masochists who "dig" the empowered bartending babes with...

Pros: I sat here for forty minutes and could not think of one
Cons: I tried to write all of them down but then I decided you should just read the review and find out what they all are.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin.

Who would have ever thought Coyote Ugly would be an award caliber movie. It is only August, yet this movie about sparsely clad barmaids seems...

Pros: has some funny moments, great soundtrack
Cons: bad script, overly simplistic plot

Every Tuesday night, I get together with a group of girlfriends for what we semi-accurately refer to as "our bookclub." Tonight we all met in Apple Valley to go to the "cheap theatre," at which second run films play; Tuesday night...

Pros: Bar scenes
Cons: So cheesy!

You've seen the previews I'm sure, and if you're reading this review, you're probably somewhat intrigued. I must admit, when I first saw the previews, I was psyched to see the movie. It didn't appear to have much of a plot, but the bar scenes looked fun...

Pros: Cute clothes, cute girls, fun dancing scenes.
Cons: Poor plot, poor music.

First - as the title implies...be warned...the music in this movie is bad. Real bad. Aside from them playing INXS's "I Need You Tonight", EMF's "Unbelievable", and some other older rock song (forgot which one) all at least two times...

Pros: The soundtrack make me wanna shake my reality-sized booty.
Cons: Everything else hurts me.

First, I would just like to say that I did not watch Coyote Ugly of my own free will. It was forced on me and the rest of the Yearbook staff by our militantly whorish Managing Editor, who went to the local "Blue Movies" porno store on her 18th...