Animal

Pros: Nicely paced movie with plenty of sight gags and one liners.
Cons: None that I can think of.

Well, today I was at school and just standing around when a girl asked the room I was in, "does anyone live in downtown Vancouver?" I said "I do." So she handed me this ticket and said, "would you be interested in going to this? Cause I can't ...

Pros: It was short.
Cons: It wasn't nearly short enough.

I have an important message for a number of alumni of "Saturday Night Live": please stop trying to expand material meant for skits to feature length film. Having seen "The Animal," I doubt this film would have even been a funny skit. Thankfully, this...

Pros: Animal movement re-in-actments are hysterical
Cons: Most of the funny stuff was shown during commercial previews - urination

While watching the previews before watching Spy Kids in the theater, the film THE ANIMAL clip had me laughing pretty hard, so I had to see it ASAP!

People consider me strange when it comes to sense of humor, but I find MONTY PYTHON, SEE SPOT...

Pros: It answers the question: what's next for a "Survivor" contestant?
Cons: Script, direction, acting....

"America's Sweetheart" Colleen Haskell didn't outlast Richard Hatch on "Survivor," but the plucky 24 year-old emerges from this crazed catastrophe unscathed - unless you count Rob Schneider's running his tongue across her face.

Rob...

Pros: There are several funny moments in this film.
Cons: Some parts are too predictable and the movie lacked substance.

The Animal, starring Rob Schneider (best known for his SNL fame), contains several funny scenes but over all the movie is predictable and lacks substance in the writing. The movie is more fixiated on Marvin Mange's (Rob Schneider) animal sexual...

Pros: Well, it had a good trailer, and Colleen Haskell is cute as ever...
Cons: ...though she and Rob Schneider can't act. Not that the flick's all that funny, either.

I admit it: I laughed along with the rest of the audience when I first saw the trailer for The Animal. No, the sight of Rob Schneider--as a man who for some reason has had various vital organs replaced by those of wild animals (!)--engaging in...

Pros: It'll be bombed by Pearl Harbor.
Cons: Everything, basically.

There is an audience for this, right? It’s a question that begs to be asked again and again because its answer “yes” just seems too unbelievable to be true; it just can’t be. But it is. The surprise success of Rob Schneider’s Deuce Bigalow: Male...

Pros: A gag or two won't make you gag.
Cons: So enthralled with its own gimmick that it neglects to follow through with anything else.

“He wasn't much of a man... Now he's not much of an animal” goes the film’s tagline. Unfortunately, nor is this much of a movie. The story as such involves milquetoast police department file clerk Marvin Mange (Rob Schneider). It’s a small quiet town as...

Pros: Rob Schneider is a funny guy...
Cons: Didn't live up to my expectations...

I'd seen the previews for Rob Schnieder's new movie, The Animal and I didn't really want to go see it at first. However, after some pushing from my brothers, I finally went to see the movie.

Have any of you ever seen the previews for the film...

Pros: The two leads are quite likable.
Cons: The laughs are few and far between

(Dir: Luke Greenfield, Starring Rob Schneider, Colleen Haskell, John C. McGinley, Michael Caton, Ed Asner, Guy Torry, Louis Lombardi, Bob Rubin, Pilar Schneider, Scott Wilson, Raymond Ma, and Michael Papajohn)

Rob Schneider continues his...

Pros: Lasts only about an hour half.
Cons: Lasts about an hour half.

I saw The Animal last night with a friend. We had wanted to watch Rat Race but we got there late and the show had already started. The Animal was 15 minutes after 9 so we went for that instead, seeing as there was nothing else that we haven’t watched on...

Pros: Have a good laugh away from reality
Cons: Switched my brains off during movie

I am one of those people who missed this film because I felt that the show was too stupi5, Now after almost a year I found myself seeing the show and having a really good laugh

What can I say? Rob Schneider fits perfectly into his role...

Pros: Colleen Haskell...she may not be Academy Award material, but she's easy on the eye...
Cons: Rob Schneider...he's neither Academy Award material or easy on the eye

I'm not particularly a fan of the "modern movie comedy". You know the kind I mean. The ones that often seem like they're based on a sketch from Saturday Night Live or SCTV. Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Molly Shannon and, yes, Rob Schneider, have all...

Pros: Totally mindless entertainment, decent toilet humor, good comedic acting
Cons: A bit one-dimensional

You wonder how the screenwriter would have pitched this one-dimensional idea. You wonder how the director, crew and cast could make an hour and a half movie about a man acting like an animal. You wonder how, in the Xtreme/ADD era, how a non-threatening...

Pros: It is a family movie. It keeps you laughing and entertained.
Cons: I would have to say nothing.

This movie was the best that I have seen in a long time, and I do get out a lot. It made me laugh and laugh until the end. Never a second to be seen without action and comedy, and the screen sizzled with sexy survivor competitor Colleen. Hey Guys,...