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Rated a Very Helpful Review by the Epinions community May 20, 2005
Pros: Sound Effects and the action sequences.
Cons: The whole damn movie is a con!
Summary: Edward Carnby(Christian Slater) is a private investigator specializing in unexplainable supernatural phenomena. His case delve into the dark corners of the world, searching for truth in the occult remnants of ancient civilizations. Now, the greatest ... read more
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Rated a Very Helpful Review by the Epinions community
Jul 24, 2012
Pros: Pros? Um I got this on a free streaming site, so no cost to me.
Cons: Plot, waste of decent actors and Tara Reid playing a smart character.
Summary: What could be quite possibly the most terrifying survival horror genre ever crafted for the PC, Xbox and PS3 will…not be discussed and instead you will enjoy the hackney film version brought to us by none other than the horror of Germany, Uwe ... read more
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Rated a Very Helpful Review by the Epinions community
Jan 5, 2010
Pros: nada
Cons: a conglomeration of yuck
Summary: I’ll be the first to step forward and admit I don’t watch good movies. I tend to lean to turkey’s because they are just so idiotic. However, I don’t need this pointed out to me by the makers of the movie, I already know ... read more
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Rated a Very Helpful Review by the Epinions community
Feb 11, 2007
Pros: Christian Slater, scary monsters, lots of action, only a little gore
Cons: unnecessary opening narration and voice over, low budget effects, violent
Summary: Lean & Mean review (500 words or less) My first impression of the opening of this film was that it’s a cheap remake of Bladerunner. The unnecessary opening narration tells you the background information that is presented again in the ... read more
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Rated a Very Helpful Review by the Epinions community
Sep 30, 2006
Pros: pros??? Well, I saw a burned copy, so I never paid any money!
Cons: E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G!
Summary: Dear God, this movie was simply terrible. Under BAD in the dictionary, after the practical definitions all you need is a reference to this movie. Now, typically, I am fairly careful when reviewing films, citing various facts and sources, etc all the ... read more
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Rated a Helpful Review by the Epinions community
Sep 30, 2005
Pros: Christian Slater. Yes, thats where it ends for pros.
Cons: Uwe Boll directing, horrible special effects.
Summary: When I first heard about this movie, I thought it was a remake of the 1982 horror classic, ‘Alone in the Dark’. After reading the box, I realized was not a remake, but a video game made into a movie. So far the success rate for the video game into ... read more
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Rated a Very Helpful Review by the Epinions community
Jun 30, 2005
Pros: ...
Cons: Doing every single thing incorrectly would be a con, yes?
Summary: Alone in the Dark Directed by Uwe Boll Written by Elan Mastai, Michael Roesch, and Peter Scheerer Starring Christian Slater, Tara Reid, Stephen Dorff, and some other fourth guy 0/10 I didn’t even need to finish Alone in the ... read more
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Rated a Very Helpful Review by the Epinions community
Jun 9, 2005
Pros: None
Cons: Everything
Summary: Upon spotting the DVD of Alone in the Dark on the shelf in my local Blockbuster, and noticing that it starred Christian Slater (whom I usually admire), I figured, "What the heck," and brought it home. Well, if you're looking for a suspenseful, ... read more
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Rated Show by the Epinions community Jun 2, 2005
Pros: Special effects.
Cons: Plot, Tara Reid
Summary: To tell you the truth, I don't know, because I never saw Pitch Black! My boyfriends sister is convinced it's a knockoff though, so I'm just going to believe her. Well anyway 'Alone in the Dark' is all about 20 children that had a weird looking centipede
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