Jagermeister

Pros: Delicious, herbal, spicy, a wonderful after dinner drink.
Cons: None come to mind.

I must confess that, though I am a dyed in the wool beer drinker at heart, I do occasionally take a drink of the hard stuff now and then. And when I do, one of my top two tipples is Jagermeister. I can’t decide between this one and Rumplemintz ...

Pros: Interesting herbal flavor; Like no other
Cons: Consumption can lead to unusual behavior; Acquired taste

Liqueurs make up a large portion of the flavored booze products in any liquor store and with so many varieties available, it is easy to find a flavor that coincides with your desire. But what if you simply want to taste a mixture of herbs and spices with ...

Pros: mixes beautifully. good for digestion.
Cons: often served too cold.

We were window shopping the other day, and passed by a liquor store with a variety of interesting bottles in the window. There was a tall Chianti bottle, a bottle stoppered with a reproduction of the famous Belgian statue Manneken Pis (and for those of...

Pros: Distinct, smooth, taste; Unique packaging
Cons: It's easy to drink too much; some don't like the taste

A lot of people find it humorous when they find out I lead a double life... I work in a public library full-time during the week, but a few days a week I also bartend at a local sports bar. What I personally find funny is the amount of people who ...

Pros: one way or another...it will fix an upset stomach
Cons: It's vile, nasty, horrible tasting stuff!

Jagermeister is an herbal liqueur that has a reputation for calming stomach upsets, at least that's what I've heard. I can't say first hand that it actually calms an upset stomach, but I can say that it definitely will put an end to that...

Pros: None
Cons: Everything

I do not understand the college crowd fascination with this horrible tasting liqueur. Imported from Germany this reddish brown blend of 56 exotic herbs and spices (and rumors of traces of deer blood) in my opinion should have stayed there.

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Pros: Nice Aroma, Body, Appearance, Supposed Herbal Qualities
Cons: Easily Can Make You Sick, Flavor Sometimes, Best When Chilled

My experiences with Jagermeister have been limited throughout the years, until just recently. I've heard many stories from friends and family alike about this liquor, but I didn't get the chance to try it until just recently when I was ...

Pros: 15 words, kiss my ass. See bottom line
Cons: herpes

Pros: Doesn't burn, easy, somewhat tasty shot.
Cons: A bit too sweet and odd for my tongue.

People say this is a favorite of college kids. When I was in college, I drank pretty much whatever was available, which generally was the home-brewed wines we used to make (pulp included) or beer. One of those wines, by the way, I tried to make with ...

Pros: affordable and potent, quick buzz, a college staple
Cons: too much like cough syrup, burns

Time for some gender bashing! Oh wait, I meant gender bending. Just what exactly am I talking about? Why, the Gender Bender Write Off, of course. I'm an eager participant in this upside-down write off where men write about "women things"...

Pros: ...still trying to figure that one out..
Cons: ...yup--EVERYTHING...

The night. Friday, October 13th, 2000. The event. My 23rd birthday. The occurence. Sheer terror. The victim. A certain cheekylass. The culprit. Jagermeister. The story. Not for the weak of heart...or...

Pros: Tastes great, can be mixed to make lots of great drinks
Cons: Can give you a mean hangover, can make you drunk quickly

Ahhh, good old Jager (pronounced Yay-gur). This seems to be a favorite at many colleges, to the point where it is on TAP at many bars in my college town. The dark, brownish red liquid that boasts 35% alcohol has long been fabled to contain deer's ...

Pros: Gets you stinking drunk
Cons: It'll destroy your health and make you do stupid things

Jagermeister. Oh, where does one begin describing this particularly noxious drink? Let's say we start with the taste. Jagermeister tastes remarkably like cough syrup with licorice mixed in for good measure. Also, it's about as thick as waffle syrup and...

Pros: Feels so good sliding down your throat.
Cons: Most people think it tastes like a moat.

Alright, by now you’re probably wondering, "What’s up with these fairy-ass rhymes?" Well, after reposting that Weekly World News review en poéme (that’s Mark-Latin), I found myself wanting to write another one in the same manner. What...

Pros: wicked strong
Cons: acetone is milder, more flavorful.

Once upon a time, I went to a tiny little college in a tiny little town. There were 27 bars within a half mile radius of my dorm room. I drank a great many Jagermeister shots in each of them.

Anyone who's been privy to a shot of Jager is...