Montezuma Gold Tequila

Pros: Cheap
Cons: 'burnt' taste, bitter

Montezuma, the staple of college parties (At least the ones I attended). It is usually the cheapest tequila on the shelf in the store, running as low as $7 for a 750ml bottle.

If you are wanting tequila for a mixed drink, and solely...

Pros: good for practical jokes
Cons: not worthy of the tequila label.

This is the sort of stuff that gives tequila a bad reputation. Competes with Cuervo Gold as one of the worst tequilas to be found anywhere. I still wonder how can such bad tequila stay around for so long?

Start with the color: caramel and too...

Pros: Not many - perhaps okay for certain drinks with little tequila
Cons: Simply put - harsh, foul, gaggable, nasty.

Alright. This tequila was actually recommended by a site that will remain nameless. How it has ever been recommended, I don't know. First off, if you are a regular tequila drinker, stay away. You know there's better out there. Second, if you are a...

Pros: Good for starting a fire
Cons: Taste, aroma, color, what else can I say?

Drink this stuff and I will guarantee you will get Montezuma’s revenge, I wish there was a lower rating than one star because even Pepe Lopez which I rated the lowest is better that this. Just go look at their publicity slogan “The tequila that makes...

Pros: Cheap
Cons: Cheap...tastes a lot like...not...tequila

Ok, I tried Montezuma because I am young and stupid. I bought it because it was cheap and came in a large bottle. 1.75 gallons to be exact. Cheap is one thing that you learn. It is really just a bad tequila. The taste lends itself to that grain...

Pros: NONE
Cons: It's poison, plain and simple.

If theres one drink I can consume, it's margaritas. It's not that I drink massive amounts; I just like the drink and I know how it should taste/feel in my body. Mostly, I know my limit.

That being said, this tequila will make you sick . In fact, you will be sick before you get buzzed/drunk. Long before, so for those of you who use the "I'm drunk" as an indicator to stop, don't bother as you won't even get there. I'm not kidding you. I had two drinks made with Montezumas tequila and I was not well...at all. Do not drink this poison. It's not worth it. Go for Sauza or Cuervo if you want to just make some margaritas and not spend too much money. I cannot warn people enough about this tequila. In fact, I refer to it as Montezuma's (guaranteed) Tokillya. Avoid. Please, for your own good, avoid.