The Thing

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  • It's Not Human. Yet. THE THING

    Rated a Very Helpful Review by the Epinions community
    Oct 14, 2011
    Pros: Superlative Special Effects, and a solid movie to hang them in.
    Cons: Not enough paranoia, and the Ship scenes were a mistake.

    Summary: The Thing (2011) Directed by Matthijs van Heijningen Jr."Anyone could have been compromised."John W. Campbell Jr. wrote a charming little story called "Who Goes There?" way back in 1938, and opened the way to an ... read more

  • You Look Like a Monster

    Rated a Very Helpful Review by the Epinions community
    Apr 24, 2012
    Pros: Entertaining, great creature effects.
    Cons: Not as good as the original.

    Summary: ‘The Thing’ is a remake of the 1982 horror classic ‘John Carpenter’s The Thing’.  I loved the 1982 film - I thought it, and I mean to use this word precisely, rocked.  Made two years before I was born, the movie ... read more

  • The Thing (2011)

    Rated a Very Helpful Review by the Epinions community
    Mar 13, 2012
    Pros: Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s performance, nice tie-ins to the 1982 film
    Cons: Alien spaceship scenes are terrible, too much of the film feels like a rehash

    Summary: While remakes are generally bad and prequels are consistently even worse, I was surprisingly interested when I heard about the newest take on the film The Thing. The 1982 Kurt Russell flick might be one of my favorite sci-fi films of all time, and ... read more

  • The Thing...Lacks SomeTHING

    Rated a Very Helpful Review by the Epinions community
    Oct 26, 2011
    Pros: Not as bad as you'd think
    Cons: Not as good as you'd wish

    Summary: The Thing is arguably one of the best movies from the nineties--easily trumping the original 1950s film it originated from. As the years went by we saw a video game made and more interest in the property due to the cult status of the John Carpenter's ... read more

  • The Lifeform From Hell

    Rated a Very Helpful Review by the Epinions community
    Oct 17, 2011
    Pros: Sufficiently frightening and gross
    Cons: Some aspects of the Thing make no sense

    Summary: Eight years ago I reviewed John Carpenter's The Thing, giving it five stars.  I was not so willing then as I am now to pick apart the aspects of the creature that I don't like.  ... read more

  • A Worthy Companion to The John Carpenter Classic

    Rated a Very Helpful Review by the Epinions community
    Oct 14, 2011
    Pros: Great FX and setting.
    Cons: Not much suspense.

    Summary: After the success of a videogame based on the original film, rumors of a sequel arose many times but never came to fruition, with creative differences between Universal and John Carpenter cited as the main reason. It was oft-speculated that Carpenter ... read more

  • The Thing - John Carpenter Prequel Would Make a Better Video Game

    Rated a Very Helpful Review by the Epinions community
    Mar 13, 2012
    Pros: occasional good scare scenes
    Cons: too many dull moments between, a ridiculous plot that is easy to predict

    Summary: If you’re by any weird chance familiar with Dead Space the video game horror with its mutated aliens waving their serrated limbs, that’s what The Thing is strangely like.  This horror classic redone by newbie director Matthijs van ... read more

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