183,294 channels and I have to find this?
Written: May 30 '00 (Updated May 30 '00)
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Pros: Could be used for brain-washing enemy species
Cons: It gave me nightmares and scares innocent kittens
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| hamstergoddess's Full Review: Breast Pump |
It was a quiet day in the galaxy. I was lounging lazily with the Emperor of the planet Cheddar IV and we were playing checkers. I was letting him win. The television had nothing interesting on despite constant channel surfing – all 183,294 channels from over 3,000 galaxies offered nothing but useless drivel and reruns.
Then suddenly, the Great Emperor stopped surfing, and we found ourselves watching an Earth woman whip out a breast and began to use some sort of strange technology on it. What is this gadget and why do you Earth creatures feel the need to display such things on television? Don’t you realize that ads like this will only attract weirdos, like myself? What did you hope to achieve?
I found this ad to be extremely disturbing, and now have constant nightmares about strange plastic gizmos being attached to one of my 14 nipples. I hope you are all happy. You have traumatized me for life. You will pay for my therapy.
Recommended:
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Would visit Shopping.com? Yes
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