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Feb 26, 2006
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Nipped in the bud, but not forgotten.
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Writer's Corner: General Non-Fiction
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Aug 12, 2003
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Creepy, Disturbing, Consumer Clown Missing, Presumed Dead; Clown Haters Rejoice
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Aug 5, 2003
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I Like My Pencils Like My Women - Refillable and in Assorted Barrel Colors!
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Jun 16, 2003
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Despite an Utter Dearth of Naked Breasts and Car Chases, Pixar’s Finding Nemo Still Works
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Finding Nemo
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May 28, 2003
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THE GUIDE TO SELF-PROCLAIMED VICTIMIZATION FROM A TO Z
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About Sordid-1
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DON KNOTTS
DON KNOTTS
1924-2006
Darin' Barney Fife
(sung to the tune of "Clementine", courtesy of
"The Andy Griffith Show")
In a jailhouse, down in Dixie
Fightin' crime, and riskin' life
Dwelled a sheriff, and his buddy
Pistol-packing Barney Fife.
Oh my darin', oh my darin', oh my darin' Barney Fife
He's a deadly crime stopper, what a copper
Barney Fife.
Then one day, there came a ridin'
Two bad men to rob a bank.
But Fife was tricky, a deadeye Dickie
Now they're locked up, in the tank
Oh my Barney, oh my Barney
Had a jailhouse, and couldn't lock it
Had one bullet for his pistol,
Had to keep it in his pocket.
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