Things I do well

spend money Tell Children's stories , (have had years of practice), Make baby sized rag quilts, Break computers, Take photographs, Write children's stories , putting things together, spend money, embarrass my (nearly-teen) daughter *s*, remain trustworthy, shop, sin, gain weight,  

Things I don't do so well

Clean anything, return phone calls, write back soon, not spend money, lie, steal, get dirt under fingernails, wait patiently for mailman to bring million $$$$ check, sleep, lose weight, save money,

AND YOU?