Hmmm…what do I want you to know about me? First off, I joined Epinions because I like to write and it’s a cheap form of therapy. I’m not in it to make money – I don’t have enough time and energy to crank out the volume of Very Helpful product reviews that are required to earn what I would consider a decent wage, therefore, I tend to spend most of my time in the Writer’s Corner.
My philosophy on rating reviews? If you’ve posted in what I think is the appropriate category, given relevant details on the product and explained what you liked or disliked, then you get a Very Helpful. I like to hear about people’s personal experiences, so hopefully you’ve entertained me and I’ve got to know a little something about you. I don’t take kindly when someone asks me to consider re-rating a review that someone else wrote. I think it’s rude and uncalled for, so for those who launch these unnecessary campaigns, please leave me off your distribution list. I’m here to have fun, not to get involved in a political faction.
This whole WOT thing? Well, at this time mine is relatively small. I guess maybe I’m a stingy truster? Or it could be that I like to get to know what a person is all about before I do trust them. Before trusting someone, I will usually read items posted to the Writer’s Corner first then move on to product reviews. Why in that order? Duh…WC pieces tend to reveal more about a person’s personality and life which is what I’m really interested in.
Another reason for my small WOT is that I like to read every post by these members. I haven’t been very good at keeping up lately but when I have the time I’ll usually spend a few days reading and rating posts by just one member. Thanks for being patient…I’ll get to everyone eventually. If you are on my WOT and I notice you've been inactive at the site (in general) for a period of time, I'm likely to remove you. If I notice some activity, chances are good I'll add you back though.
If you’re a trust slut, that’s your own agenda – don’t expect me to add you to my WOT unless I like your reviews. If you’ve added me to your WOT, thank you. Not only do you think I’m trustworthy but you must be able to relate to my sick and twisted sense of humor.
Speaking of humor. If you don’t like mine, then you have every right to avoid what I post. My writing isn’t for everyone, but it makes me happy and some people are good at reading between the lines for the deeper meaning. So lighten up and pull the broomstick out of your ass already.
You want more? Okay…let’s see…I have two cats that I love dearly and they provide me with some much needed companionship. Yeah, I’m corny – bite me. By the way, Bite Me and Jerk Job are just two of my favorite sarcastic remarks. Eh, I'll throw in more for good measure, Fucknut, Fucktard, Corn Nob, Touch Hole and Monkeybutt. The "Fuck's" can sometimes be applied around here when used with the following definitions as provided by UrbanDictionary.com:
Fucktard - Someone who repeatedly proves to be a lower life form while attempting to make themselves interesting to others.
Fucknut - A person who is so annoying and dumb that they can no longer be classed as an idiot and therefore a new level of idiot was created for them.
Don't read too much into Monkeybutt as that's just a man with a hairy ass. It's really not worth the time explaining this one. I'd prefer to conserve my precious oxygen.
I’m an analyst (aka ANAL-ist) in the continuity planning field. If you want to know what that’s all about read You Do What For A Living? I like to travel – preferably to someplace warm and with a Spa so I can be pampered. I’ve been to Jamaica and Mexico and I’m hoping to go to Aruba and Sanibel Island at some point...hopefully soon.
I love to read romance novels (no, not the cheesy ones - I prefer the smutty ones like Jackie Collins) and am continually wading my way through piles of self-help books thanks to my mother (she's obviously trying to tell me something, but what I just can't figure out). Lastly, I have what is probably considered a morbid fascination with the mafia.
You are driven and optimistic. You strive to succeed in life while lightening the mood of those around you. You do well at any job you put your mind to.
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