Since the words above read "About Beerbrain", I guess I'm obligated to tell you a bit about Beerbrain. Well, I hate to break your hearts but Beerbrain does not exist, he's just a figment of my imagination. In real life I go by the name of Superman; no wait; actually in real life I go by the name of Clark Kent but I really am Superman. I used to be a professional crime-fighter and all but ever since Spiderman came on the scene, the business has been a bit slow. These days I spend most of my time listening to music, playing my guitar and putting my X-Ray vision to some really interesting and stimulating use. If you need more information on Clark Kent, Superman or Beerbrain feel free to mail me or if you're into instant gratification and that kind of stuff, find me on AIM, I go by the nickname of CoxonDix. I'm often online so it should be easy to get hold of me and I could tell you some great stories about Krypton, which; according to my shrink; are also a figment of my imagination.

As a moral and upstanding citizen of Epinions I guess I have to place my rating policies, et al in front of you, I guess it's only fair to you people. So here goes nothing!!

Who goes in my Web of Trust? Anybody who's willing to pay me, in cash or kind. (Preferably kind, very kind!!)

Who goes out of my Web of Trust? I don't know, haven't chucked anyone out yet!!

How do I rate? I've had years of experience in sniffing out the evil and malevolent and with this experience in hand I've come up with this fool-proof trick. Epinions give you five options to choose from; Off Topic, Not Helpful, Somewhat Helpful, Helpful & Very Helpful. Well, I take the last four choices & two coins. I assign two choices to the two faces of one coin & the other two choices to the faces of the other coin. I then flip the coins and depending on the outcome, I'm left with two choices which I promptly apply to the faces of any one of the coin. I then again flip the said coin and depending on it's outcome I end up with my final decision. Sometimes I even repeat the whole procedure again, just to be sure. Of course, there are times when I'm terribly bored, on such occassions I simply give the Off Topic rating. Simple!!

Those then, are my Principles. If you don't like them, I have others.

I signed up on this site about a year ago, when the crime-fighting scene was really happening. There was so much flying around to do saving people's butts from crooks like Lex Luthor, The Queen Bee, The General & all those other baddies whose names I can't pronounce, that I never found much time to actually write many reviews but ever since that arachnoid menace took the limelight away from me, I've had nothing but time on my hand instead of movie contracts and some hard cash. So in order to kill some time and to pay my shrink's bill , who I visit on a regular basis because of my multiple personality disorder, I've taken to writing reviews on this site. Listed below are a few of my better reviews, go ahead and read them before I start checking you out with my X-Ray vision.