Hey there. My name is Joe, I'm 17 years old, and I'm a senior here at the local high school. My hometown is located on the Wisconsin River, a body of water that just so happens to pass through my backyard. It's kind of a stupid river, really--only 3 or 4 feet deep where I live, so I can't swim in it. And full of friggin crayfish, too!
When I'm not playing video games, I'm writing about them. Okay, that's a lie--I haven't posted a review in a good year or so, and I haven't even updated this profile since February. When I'm not playing video games, I'm probably running. Or perhaps playing ping-pong and listening to Chevelle. (Chevelle is a pretty godly band). I'm in Track in spring and Cross Country during the fall, CC starts in 2 weeks, in fact. I don't have a job, something that I'm quite proud of. I'll be working for the rest of my life, why speed up the process? 5 other things that I'm quite proud of:
Running a 5 Kilometer cross country course in a time of 17:11.
Running the first mile of a 2-mile in 4:58. Of course, I died after that and ran the second mile 20 seconds slower, but it was pretty sweet nonetheless.
Having my Morrowind: Tribunal review listed as the 999th most popular review in Games. That is so legit.
Going to prom with this girl who was (and still is, of course) totally hotter than I am. I don't know how that happened. Of course, I'm going to try it again this year. . .
Learning to use HTML tags to make paragraph breaks.
If you've read this far, you must have fallen on the "page down" button or something, because I sure wouldn't have read through all that crap up there. Go read one of my reviews or something, like the Call of Duty one. It's the only one I can read through today without wanting to scream "You wrote that crap" at myself and jump out the window. (It's a first story window, so I wouldn't really do anything except break a window and fall in my mom's garden. But it's the thought that counts).
You could also send me an e-mail. If that ever happened, I would do somersaults and stuff, especially if it was a mean e-mail. Hate mail would be so sweet. Anyways, later.
--Joe