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About crunchybird
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To date, I have not: written My Great American Novel, seen either polar icecap, been buried alive, been left for dead, been exalted as a God by Pygmies, been cooked, been nearly elected ANYTHING, been in a pie eating contest, ridden on the back of a giraffe, run a marathon, seen anyone actually die or be born, sneaked into a double feature for free, burped the entire alphabet, won a county spelling bee, beaten anyone up with real FERVOR, gambled away more than $20, impersonated an officer or stayed awake for a whole week, though it often felt like I did.
I have: given change to homeless kids selling me chiclets in Tijuana, bought a Space Needle pencil sharpener IN THE DAMN SPACE NEEDLE, lived in five (5) apartments in four (4) states in four (4) years with Teresa, owned a car, made friends with people outside of my general demographic, had lesbian experiences, grown, worked at big ol' newspapers, ridden an elephant, played football on empty Florida beaches by the light of the moon, adopted cats with the hope that they will carry on the family name and create scholarships for less fortunate cats, gambled away $20 at the slots in Vegas, played the drums in a band, stayed drunk for a month, got lost in the Grand Canyon, smoked a cigarette with Ed Vedder, gotten 9 stitches in my scrotum, dyed my hair blue, black and blonde, fallen in love, been punched in the stomach, gotten a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and started this "blog" to tell my friends of all my silly triumphs.
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