One test, two cool results. I'm gonna be the next washington sniper, go me!

I took the What Mythological Creature Are you? test by !

EPINIONS GAVE ME A WHOLE DOLLAR! WOO!

and it only took almost a year. So by the time I earn $100 and thus redeem it I'll be...dead. Bugger

Well, I'm 18, and live in Scotland. Usually I'm situated in the suburbs of Edinburgh, but right now I'm in St Andrews. St Andrews doesn't have suburbs. Heck, it barely has St Andrews. Most American's don't know where Scotland is apparently. Well, it's like England, but a bit further North, we have better accents, women and beer. And we invented Iron-Bru, the telephone and loads of other things. Damn Scotland rocks. !

I Love Kilts

So since I last updated this there have been a few minor changes in my life. Let's see. Well 3 or 4 months ago I got a girlfriend, who I am deeply in love with. She has nice boobs. One month ago I left home, to come and get drunk, try not to cheat on my girlfriend, and maybe learn a bit. Yep, I'm in university! Woo! Go Me! Anyway, as predicted I changed my mind big-time about my major as soon as I got here, from English and Psychology to Maths and Physics. Which is a fairly big change. My music and film collection continues to grow through my constant buying of strange, obscure and disgusting films, and strange and obscure cds.

As you can probably tell I'm a big fan of films and music, and I like to write. Hell it's not like I get paid for doing this. (56 cents for 12 reviews does NOT count). Anyway, I like all kinds of music, but at heart I'm a metal head, and a head-banger at that :) I'm also a b-movie and horror film buff. Fave bands would be Iron Maiden, Primus, Marilyn Manson, Tool, Pink Floyd, Queensryche, My Dying Bride, Cradle of Filth and Dream Theater. "Scens From A Memory" by Dream Theater is quite possibly the best album ever. Or "Operation: Mindcrime" or "Dark Side of The moon". Fave directors would be David Lynch, David Fincher and Sam Raimi. Fave Films are Evil Dead 2, The Usual Suspects, Lost Highway, Perfect Blue and Fight Club.

As far as hobbies go, well, I write, I ice and roller skate. I rock climb, play guitar, watch films, listen to music and read. So I'm not the most active person, so sue me. I do what I like and enjoy.

I'm also a complete smart buttocked one ( epinions opressive nature has forced me to censor that word. Do you think I'm going to hell because I tried to write that?) with a very offensive and twisted sense of humor. Think Monty Python, South Park and The League Of Gentlemen. And Primus. I hate stuff like Jackass though (god help us when the movie emerges. I'm sure that's a sign of the apocalypse). So take anything I say with a pinch of salt. It'll save you and me alot of trouble. You won't get annoyed with me and I won't have to explain why what I said was a joke. For some reason I offend people. I wonder why... I think I have digresssed again.

And that's all I can think of for now.

Quotes(try and work out where from!)

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

(N.B, the above is true. You just become a berk with feathers up his bum

Groovy

She said she was interested in my body not my mind so I showed her my dictionary to show her how many words I knew and how loquatious I can be when I want to. But she wasn't impressed. Oh no. Nonnonononono. She whispered in my ear "Do you wanna get lucky little boy". And I replied. "IS IT LUCK!"