Favorite Quotes

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

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"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

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"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

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"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

(All quotes taken from  http://www.GoodQuotes.com)