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About gargoyle23
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Clark Kent
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gargoyle23
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Searching vainly for an old fashioned phone booth!
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Sep 09 '00
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About gargoyle23
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Variations on a theme:
If at first you don't succeed:
Quit! There's no sense in making a damned fool of yourself!
Do NOT take up skydiving!
Blame it on the teacher. (My favorite).
What's the difference between Algore and a puppy? After two weeks, the puppy stops whining.
A bit of impractical poetry:
My name is Gar,
Which sounds like a car,
Which could carry you far,
Like down to a bar,
Where your head you could mar!
Now if I were a star,
And had bucks in a jar,
I'd smoke a cigar,
And go hardy-har-har!
But if things go on par,
Then with feathers and tar,
My frineds will all meet me,
And how then will greet me,
And probably beat me,
About my poor head,
For the dumb things I've said.
So I'll just say I'm Gar,
And that rhymes with czar.
So thar!
Some favorite quotes:
"Keep the war going, gentlemen. I'm off to roll in a few gutters."
Errol Flynn
Dawn Patrol
"Man has not evolved one iota from the premieval slime that spawned him."
Mark Blankfield
Jeckyll and Hyde..Together Again
"If man had been meant to fly, we'd all have been born with airline tickets."
Joan Rivers
If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let Your Sister Marry One?
Short story by Theodore Sturgeon
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Too many to mention
"Chicken Little was right!"
Overheard just before Skylab crashed.
Kelly Bundy, from 'Married With Children', the time Al browned out the whole neighborhood, causing a riot:
"Gee, where'd they get those pitchforks and torches so fast?"
"No greater love hath man than a wounded lion dying for her cubs."
Robert Heinlein
'Starship Troopers'
Read the book; the movie's inane!
Danny Glover: "God hates me!"
Mel Gibson: "Hate Him bad. It works for me."
"Lethal Weapon"
"Foreigner? I'll have you know the only real Americans are out there behind those rocks, with feathers in their hair!"
'Queen's Own' Butler
'They Died With Their Boots On'
"Just like the dead risin' up and saying HOWDY!"
Hattie McDaniel
Ibid
"Now there's a face I always like to shake hands with."
Errol Flynn
Ibid
On being asked where the regiment is going:
"To hell, Sharp. Or to glory. It all depends on your point of view."
Errol Flynn
Ibid
"Sod the proles!"
Rowan Atkinson
'Blackadder 3'
"At first you tend to overstand, but eventually you understand."
Bif Rose
"Please release me, let me go/For this is wrong and we both know/To sleep together is a sin/So release me, you clown, 'cause we're both men!"
Rev. Basil McDavis of The First Mobile Baptist Cavalry Church
Snoopy's book on theology:
"Has IT Ever Occured To You You Might Be WRONG?"
To be is to do.
Plato
To do is to be.
Aristotle
Do be do be do.
Sinatra
"People have no grasp of what they do."
James Earl Jones
Conan the Barbarian
"Crom! I've never prayed to you before; I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad, why we fought, or why we died. All that will be remembered is that two stood against many. That is what's important. Battle pleases you, Crom, so grant me a boon: GIVE ME VENGENCE! And if you do not listen, THEN TO HELL WITH YOU!"
AH-NOLD
Ibid
"What, brother? Will you chop me with that great sword of your's? Well, you might: you're a big, strong man. Or I might chop you. But neither way would make you right!"
Guy Stockwell
'The War Lord'
"I'd as soon die a wet death as a dry one."
Richard Boone
Ibid
"In order to throw a monkey wrench into the works, you must first possess a monkey wrench."
I. P. Quagmire XXVII
As Ayn Rand said, all men of reason are brothers. The fact that if all men are truly brothers, then sex would be incest seems to have eluded philosophers, but that's their worry. Maybe they don't get enough. Maybe they get too much. Me, I got my own problems.
Anthony Marcus Palmer
"The More Fool I"
Some favorite bumperstickers:
VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL!
Darwin is dead, and he ain't coming back...
EARTH FIRST! We'll destroy the other planets later.
Keep honking; I'm reloading.
That's a car you're driving, not a phone booth!
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