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About jd_shaolin
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Even more Updates!!! Complete Shaolin updated with semi new content!!! Click Homepage Above! Must Go, Now!! Do it!!
Shrouded in mystery, no one is really sure about the true past of JD Shaolin (aka. Sho Kosugi, Dodudeski, Dr. Hai Nygen and other aliases). Some say he's the father of Jodie Foster's kid while others say he procreates through asexual reproduction. As for his accomplishments; some place him as an attache to Big Boss during the Outer Haven crisis of 199X. Others say that he's a Hiryu and once defended Neo Russia from the Siberian attacks of the Grand Master. At one point it was said he might be Bayou Billy. Or perhaps he's just 'The Shinobi'. Still others say he's a smelly ecstasy-addicted hippie with an 80's video game obsession. This is an excerpt from the only existing interview with Shaolin shortly after he liberated Videogame Land with the help of Captain N and (the then unknown) Pikachu.
"When you really want to get into the game.. Get Tengen RBI Baseball (The only video game licensed by the Major League Baseball Players' Association for your Nintendo!) It's you and the pros! Throw Roger Clemens' heater. Flash Vince Coleman the steal sign! Let Gibson swing for the fences. It's going, going, GONE!!!!!...RBI Baseball...The one the pros pitch."
- originally appeared in High Times, Mar. '85
Updates!!! Check out The Complete Shaolin now with purty colors! See homepage link above...
Mega-J.D. Shaolin^2 returns...may 17
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