Yes, in good 'ol Blighty England, I was in fact, the most well-respected Beaded-Sweat repairer in all the land. In my heyday I was actually appointed by Her Majesty the Queen, to mop the Royal Brow. My hobbies are collecting robots, hunting down Brendan Frasier in the hopes I can tell him how awful his movies are, collecting celebrity sweat, watching infomercials, hugging flightless birds and commenting on the weather.
I now live in LA and draw and come up with ideas for a living. It's fun and beats carpets.
I hope you enjoy reading my opinions, I hope my writings get better as I go along and I hope that I get presented with some sort of tiara at some point in my life.
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