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Location: Ana-Tolia
Member Since: Jan 30 '01
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Mar 26 '07 n/a Mean Girls    
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With all the flurry about Mad Cow Disease being discovered at Mabton, WA, let me tip you off to what the armies of media which have descended on the place won't tell you: it is the worst, nastiest dump in the Yakima Valley. In a region dominated by the stench of the feedlots/dairies and the fear of gangs, that's some distinction. My high school football and baseball teams used to play them, and I was always pleased to escape the place without violence. Seriously. My mom was looking for teaching jobs one time, and had her choice: Mabton or Neah Bay (a reservation town in nearly as awful shape as Mabton). I pleaded with her to take Neah Bay. For those who know, that really says it.

By the way, if you were thinking of signing up for Verizon DSL, bear in mind that their support techs are low-grade morons. They instruct you to hit 'OK' rather than 'Cancel' even when you have made no changes--a violation of an elementary rule of computing good sense. They think 'the Internet' is Microsoft Internet Explorer and 'your e-mail' is Outhouse Express. There is no evidence that these people are taught any actual technical skills.

I'm on AIM as jkkandalex. I won't bite. If you have tried to page me and got rejected, don't assume I'm stuck up; sometimes the window pops up at the wrong time just as I'm hitting Enter on some other task, and I don't even get to see who called. Please try again.



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