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Member: Jason Gantenberg
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What can I possibly say that you'll care about? Especially on the internet. The internet is a dirty thing, and I think it should be abolished, if only for being littered with horoscopes, blogs written by half-wit teenage girls, and my own semi-frequent additions to this whorish uberforum. I don't trust it. Nonetheless, the web has afforded me with some precious luxuries, of which I am not at liberty to say. This is a family website, and I aim to keep it that way.

That being said, it is very likely that the next few years might see me begging for petty change on the steps of the Chicago Stock Exchange or even hopping coal trains to stay warm. B.A.'s in English are not exactly sought after in the real world, nor should they be, as the vast majority of English majors boast few relevant skills. I've experienced this first hand, so much so that I might go back to college and take the Idiot Major--business. Oh well. Life will be a cruel mother to bad children who deserve the hickory switch.

I'm sorry. There's probably enough borish prattle on this and other sites already, and I'd feel real sore if I made you endure any more of mine. But do check out my ill-conceived writings, if you would. Happy reading.