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Been so busy lately, I've really been slacking off here. :(

Ratings
Most Helpful - You have to cover every single thing I can think of, and do a terrific job of it. This means your review is more helpful than any other review on that product; so you'd better not slack. Either that, or send me large sums of money! :)

Very Helpful - If you give me most of what I'm looking for, you'll get this. You don't have to cover every single thing, as long as you do a decent job of covering most of it.

Helpful - If you give me over half of what im looking for, and do a decent job of it, you'll get this. Half of the information isn't really too much to ask, and this is not a bad rating.

Somewhat Helpful - If you do a poor job of covering the information, and/or provide less than half the information I was looking for, you'll get this. If I leave you this, I will leave a comment explaining why you recieved this rating from me (unless someone else has already commented with everything I was going to say). You can always go back and edit your review, update it with more information, and I'll be happy to go back and read it again (providing you email me with a link to the review). Hopefully you can get this low rating changed with an update.

Not Helpful - This is for those reviews that say almost nothing about the product, are published in a foreign language, typed in all capital letters, or are spelled like they were written by a pre-schooler. This is also used for any review that violates Epinions guidelines.

Off Topic - If your review is in the wrong place, you get this regardless of how good or bad your review may have been. Move it and email me a link to the review in the correct location, and make sure the old one is deleted so it's not a duplicate, and I'll go back and change this to something more appropriate.

Web of Trust
If you add me to your web of trust, I'll surely read more of your reviews... but don't expect me to just automatically add you in return. If I enjoy what I read, I'll keep reading. If I see you write well and rate fairly, then you'll probably get added eventually (as long as you don't turn out to be rude, annoying, or a general asshat). Your chances of being trusted by me do not increase nor decrease by trusting me first, except maybe for the fact that I may not have stumbled upon much of your work in the past.

About Me
Birthday: May 22, 1981

I build computers and play games. I've probably got 500 more games I havn't got around to reviewing yet.. eventually they'll get done.

I'm a huge Detroit Red Wings fan! About the only thing I enjoy more than playing with new hardware or trying out an awesome new game, is watching a good hockey game.

My girlfriend Carrie and I have been together for over 6 years now. She seems to have picked up a little more interest in Epinions this time around than she has the last couple times! My mother Kelly is also a regular contributor (and current advisor in Online Stores & Services).

Computer Game Reviews
Age of Empires Gold
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Heroes of Might and Magic 2
I Was an Atomic Mutant!
Impossible Creatures
Majesty Gold
Pool of Radiance: Ruins of Myth Drannor
Secret Service: In Harm's Way
Seven Kingdoms: Ancient
Siege of Avalon
World of Warcraft

Console Game Reviews
7th Saga (Super Nintendo)
Beyblade (Playstation)
Criticom (Playstation)
Darkstone (Playstation)
Dragon Warrior Monsters II: Tara's Adventure (Gameboy Color)
Mario Paint (Super Nintendo)
Mechwarrior (Super Nintendo)
Robotrek (Super Nintendo)
Rugrats Scavenger Hunt (Nintendo 64)
Shining Force (Sega Genesis)
Starflight (Sega Genesis)

Video Game Accessories
Pelican AfterGlow Pro Game Pad

Hardware Reviews
InterAct AxisPad Game Pad
Logitech Dual Action Game Pad
Micro Innovations Wireless Optical Mouse
Saitek P150 Game Pad
Verbatim DVD R DL Media

Other Reviews
.hack//SIGN Anime
Guinness Book of World Records

The views and opinions expressed by myself do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of my alternate personality, who happens to be an evil dictator bent on ruling the known universe from his outhouse atop Mt. Everest.