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ladycynic is an Advisor on Epinions in Restaurants & Gourmet
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Member Since: Jan 12 '00
 
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About ladycynic
Good Morning...let the stress begin!

My Dad taught Me something I never forgot, I never quite memorized it either. So what I'm left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I can't quite remember. (smile)




This one is posted for My LordCynic, and may God have mercy on any boy when our two youngest girls start dating...(yep, he's got him some fine guns too...HA!)


The Declaration of Independence, Think I could tell you that first sentence but then I’m lost, I can't begin to count the theories, I've had pounded in my head that I forgot

I don't remember all that Spanish, or the Gettysburg address, But there is one speech from high school, I'll never forget

{Chorus} Come on in boy sit on down and tell me about yourself, So you like my daughter do you now? Yeah we think she's something else

She's her daddy's girl her momma's world, She deserves respect that’s what she'll get... Ain’t it son?

Now y'all run along and have some fun, I'll see you when you get back bet I’ll be up all night... Still cleanin' this gun

Well now that I’m a father, I’m scared to death one day my daughter Is gonna find, that teenage boy I used to be, That seems to have just one thing on his mind

She’s growin' up so fast It won't be long before, Yeah I’ll have to put the fear of God into some kid at the door

{Chorus}Yeah come on in boy sit on down and tell me about yourself, So you like my daughter do you now? Yeah we think she's something else

She's her daddy's girl her momma's world, She deserves respect that’s what she'll get, now ain't it son?

Now y’all go out and have some fun, And I'll see you when you get back Probably be up all night... Still cleanin' this gun

Now it's all for show Ain’t nobody gonna get hurt, It’s just a daddy thing And hey, believe me, man it works!

{Chorus}Come on in boy sit on down and tell me about yourself, So you like my daughter do you now? Yeah we think she's something else

She's her daddy's girl her momma's world, She deserves respect that’s what she'll get, ain't it son?

Now y’all run along and have a little fun, I'll see you when you get back probably be up all night... Still cleanin' this gun

Son, now y'all buckle up And have her back by ten, uh Let's say about nine...thirty. Drive safe.

Cleaning This Gun - (Come On In Boy) Rodney Atkins


Random thought here...**Drink coffee...Do stupid things faster with more energy**

Alrighty then, a little bit about Me…I am 46 years old (I'd worry about getting older if I wasn't so damn sexy!) with five daughters, ages 27, 23, 21, 11 and 7. I grew up in upstate N.Y. and moved to Virginia when I was 17. I was a Bartender for over 15 years and loved every minute of it. Oh, and Hell yeah that is My real time butt up there, probably the only thing I'm thanking God for my having to take these dang seizure meds (smile). I sometimes get amazed with this bod I still have, but Ladies…eating healthy DOES work! (dang, I can’t believe I just said that and actually meant it…YUCK!!)

I've seen several profile pages, where people have posted their little girls’ pictures. I have nothing against this and I actually love seeing all the cute little girls that our members have. Unfortunately, I happen to be a lunatic. I'm too afraid of the perverts out there to put My girls pictures up.

Random thought here...**I would be a perfect parent if it weren't for My kids**


Here are some of My favorite folks, and long time friends here on Epinions. Some are still writing with us, and sadly…some are not. However, you’ll love their reviews, as well as their writing styles regardless…

**Oh, and sorry if I left out anyone here...I've got short term whatchamacalit loss**

SLOW - Poop is my business...business is good!

29th_Candidate - I wonder how much I can get away with and still go to Heaven?

SMITHSWOODSIDE - My patience is hanging on by a OOPS...there it goes!

Random thought here...**Follow your dreams (except for that one where you go to work naked and dance the polka...)**


cmuir - Am I getting older, or is the grocery store playing really great music?

Random thought here...**Girlfriends don't really gossip...we network**

Oh Cindi...does Wine count as a serving of fruit? (and hon, I do know that you always feel better after you wine a bit...HA!)


Random thought here...**If men are from Mars, I say we need to find the Bozo who supplied them with spaceships**

Hard To Please - I'm not sure exactly what's up with this guy. Yeah...he's good, really good. His reviews are entertaining as well as extremely funny, but it seems awfully strange that so many people have his link on their profile page. Hmm...kinda makes me think there may be payoffs involved here! (Mark...I do take checks okay darlin?)

Though Mark is no longer with us in body, he'll always be in my heart and I’ve left his intro exactly as it’s always been on my page. His reviews are still here though, so if you haven’t read “Hard To Please” yet…click on the link and get ready for a good laugh!

Random thought here...**If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body...then only the left-handed folks are in their Right minds!**

mattjoe - If I did something wrong and nobody saw Me, am I still in trouble?

tipu - Multitasking: The art of messing up several things at once.

jkkelley - Sometimes I just wish someone who understands me would tell me what I mean!


Here are some other great friends I've found here. Although again, I must add that thankfully...I truly am back to My old abnormal self...no...really...HA!

Random thought here...**Laundry, dishes, bubble bath, medications...and I still wanna smack somebody!**

Unfortunately, these folks are too dang nice for me to rag on 'em dang it! So all I can do is give ya'll their links and hope you'll enjoy their reviews as much as I do...

smorg
- Welllll....I could rag on smorgy here, however, I'd prolly get really hurt verymuchbadly if I did...Um...so I won't, not unless I could build up some muscle just in case...HA!

ifif1938
thedragonweyr
grandgram
Suzer
wickedgood
st3on1ey1baby
northeastgal
rcjones

Random thought here...**Real Men use Duct tape!**

eplovejoy
alexanderaku
JAGUARDOG
Don_Krider
garym
ginzo

Random thought here...**I live in My own little world, but it's okay...they know Me there**

...and here are My other favorites who are great writers, and showed their love as soon as they saw that I'd come back...hopefully I can live up to their high expectations of My awesomely abnormally original behavior...(whew...am I gettin' good at these dang five dollar words or what?!...HA!)...

DnDn4kidz
kamel622
SurgRN911
Bruguru
Howard_Creech
PaySo
George_Chabot
Andydammit
macresarf1
jnbmoore

Random thought here...**Life begins at 40...who comes up with this crap??**


Ah, but I still need to leave a beautiful sentiment here for our boys still fighting against terrorism in Iraq and are being ignored due to what most think is more important, and a prayer for our wonderful people who we lost in the Towers here at home from those same idiotic terrorists...

"You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall; you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."...A Few Good Men

"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one will know if we were good men, or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. But all that matters is that two stood against many. I know that battle pleases you crom, so grant me one request, GRANT ME REVENGE! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!"...Conan the Barbarian


Peace. Somewhere, you've picked up a real piece
that most of the rest of us just don't have.
You're not inclined to hurt anyone or allow
yourself to be hurt by meaningless words. You
are very lucky.

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