Well, I was born on the moon, and then my family and I joined a small organization of rebels, and immigrated to Earth when I was just a wee fellow in my footie pajamas. We moved around a lot after that, lived in apartments, bank safes, conch shells and the like. Then, when I was but 12 years old I left our small treehouse in Kansas (our current home), and set out to seek my fortune.
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