DIS
IS MY HOTT AMERICAN GIRLFRIEND!
(Disinclined,
left, and
Mfunk75, right, enjoy one of Reno's finer bicycle-themed diners)
[replace the "_AT_"
with "@" for my real e-mail address: michaelstone_AT_sympatico.ca]
Keep
a lookout for me at Ptiemann's Notification Site
TABLE OF
CONTENTS
A helpful metaphor
for 
prospective Epinionators
mfunk75:
The
m stands for Mike. Or
Michael, as only my grandfather calls me.
The
funk is an ode to George Clinton's P-Funk
mob. M-funk. P-Funk. Get it?
The
75 refers to 1975, the year
of
Pudge Fisk's home run, "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest", and my first
breath.
HOSTING
WRITE-OFFS IS FUN!
Iceberg
Funk's Pimping of the Pleasure Principle
These
are my peeps. Mess with them, you mess with me.
Three simple steps to getting on
this list:
1. Rate all my
reviews Very Helpful, regardless of merit
2. Leave me
ridiculous, and sometimes insulting, comments
3. Don't be too
offended when I return the favour.
MOVIES
Top
10 Movies of 2000 | Top
10 Movies of 2002 | Top
10 Movies of 2003 | 100
Best Movies Ever: Nos. 100-81 | 100
Best Movies Ever: Nos. 80-61 | 100
Best Movies Ever: Nos. 60-41 | 100
Best Movies Ever: Nos. 40-21 | 100
Best Movies Ever: Nos. 20-1 | My Top 50 Favourite Movie Characters: #50-26
| My Top 50 Favourite Movie Characters: #25-1
| 75th
Academy Awards Predictions | Epinions
Film Dictionary: "U Can Count on Me" - Uwan
12
Angry Men | 8
Mile
About a Boy
| About
Schmidt
| Adaptation
| Aguirre:
The Wrath of God
| Alfie
| All
About Eve | Almost
Famous | American Movie
| American
Splendor
| Amores
Perros
| The
Anniversary Party
| Austin
Powers in
Goldmember
Badlands
| Bande À Part
| The
Barbarian Invasions
| Barbershop
| Before Sunset
| Big Fish
| Blow
Out | Bottle
Rocket
| The
Bourne
Identity | Bowling
for Columbine
| Brazil
Capturing
the Friedmans
| Chicago
(2002) | Chinatown
| City of
God
| Comedian
| Confessions of a
Dangerous Mind
| CQ
Dazed
and Confused |
Dead
Man
| Dog
Day Afternoon
| Dogma
| Donnie
Darko
| Down
By Law
Far From
Heaven | The
Fisher King | Following
| Full
Metal Jacket
Gangs of
New York | Garden State
|
Ghost
Dog: The Way of the Samurai
| Glengarry
Glen Ross | The
Godfather | The
Godfather Part II
| The
Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Hamlet (2000) | Happy
Holiday Hearth | Hard Core Logo | Harry Potter and the Prisoner of
Azkaban
| Heaven
| The
Hidden Fortress
| History
of the World: Part 1
| Holiday
| Human
Nature
Igby
Goes Down
| I Heart Huckabees
| Ikiru | The
Incredibles | Indiana Jones and
the Last Crusade
| Insomnia
(2002) | Insomnia
(1997)
Jackie Brown
| Jay and
Silent Bob
Strike Back | Jennifer 8
The Kid
Stays in
the Picture | Kill
Bill Volume 1
| Killer's
Kiss | The
Killing
The
Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
| Lolita
| The
Lord of the
Rings: The Return of the King | The Lord of the
Rings: The Two Towers
| Lost
in La Mancha |
Lost
in Translation
| Love Actually
| Love
Liza
M
| The
Manchurian Candidate
| The
Man Who Wasn't There
| M*A*S*H
| The
Matrix Reloaded
| Meet
the Feebles
| Memento
| Men in
Black II
| Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster
|
Million
Dollar Baby | Minority
Report
| Mr. Death: The
Rise And Fall Of Fred A. Leuchter, Jr.
|
My Big
Fat Greek
Wedding | My Little Eye
Northfork
Ocean's
Twelve | The
Office Special | One
Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Paths
of Glory | Phone
Booth
| The
Price of Milk
| Pumping
Iron | Punch-Drunk
Love | Purple
Rain
Raging
Bull | Rashomon
| Red
Dragon
| The Ref
| Reservoir
Dogs | The
Ring | Ringu
| Road
to Perdition |
Rosemary's
Baby | The
Royal Tenenbaums
| Rudy
| Rushmore
Saturday
Night
Fever | Say
Anything | Seabiscuit
| School
of Rock
| Seven
Samurai | Sideways
| Signs
| The
Slums of
Beverly Hills
| Snatch
| Solaris
(2002)
| Songs from the
Second Floor
|
Spirited
Away
| Sports
Night: Box Set
| Stranger
Than Paradise
| Sullivan's
Travels | Swept
Away (2002) | Swingers
Talk to
Her
| The
Tenant
| This
is Spinal Tap
| Throne of Blood
| Traffic
| Trois
Couleurs: Bleu
| Trois
Couleurs: Rouge
| Trouble
in Paradise | True
Romance
| The
Truman Show
| Trzy
Kolory: Bialy
Unbreakable
| Undercover
Brother
The
Virgin Suicides
The
Wedding Singer
| What's
Eating
Gilbert Grape?
| Wings
of Desire | Wit
| Women
on the
Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
| Wonder Boys
You Can
Count On
Me | Your
Friends and Neighbors
| Yojimbo
| Y
Tu Mama Tambien
BOOKS
The
Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay | America
(The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction | The
Corrections | Flanimals
| Heavier
Than Heaven: A Biography of Kurt Cobain | Hitchhiker:
A Biography of Douglas Adams
| The
Information | Last
Chance to See | Life
Stories: Profiles from the New Yorker | Lolita
| Mr.
Vertigo
| Norwegian
Wood
| The
Remains of the
Day | The
Risk Pool | Sex, Drugs, and
Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto | Skinny
Legs & All | Small
Gods | Villa
Incognito
| Which
Lie Did I Tell?: Or, More Adventures in the Screen Trade
| White
Noise | The
Wind-Up Bird Chronicle | Underworld
| The
War Against Cliché: Essays & Reviews, 1971-2000
| You
Shall Know Our Velocity!
MUSIC
Shuffleupagus
(Random MP3 W/O)
Dirty
Deeds Done Dirt Cheap - AC/DC
| Popular
Favorites 1976-1992/Sand in the Vaseline - The Best of the Talking
Heads
| The
Slow Wonder - A.C. Newman
| Tear The
Roof Off
(1974-1980) - The Best of Parliament
| Twice
Removed - Sloan
TRAVEL
Fredericton,
New Brunswick
| Vancouver,
British Columbia
WRITER'S
CORNER
20
Facts About Me
| 32
Epinionators Vie For My Love | A
Brief History Of (My Love Affair With) The Funk: beckytcy's "Loyalty
W/O" (Part I)
| Every
Little Thing
Sue Does is Magic | Filter of Hugh w/o
| Friday
Night Ramblings #16.1 | Good
Habits are Hard to Break, or: What I Learned on my Epinions Vacation
| The
Letters from
the Nose of Collegiate Assessor Kovalev to Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov
| Mullen
Drive
| Selected
Cinema in
17 Syllables | Solipsixteen
| The Ten
Obstructions "Write-Off" | Uncle
Nirav Wants You!: Eps Summer Recruitment Drive W/O
| Where
In The World Is My One-Hundredth Truster?: A Pseudo-Contest
| WNAWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW…
ad nauseum
| YOU
HAVE TO ENTER MY QUESTIONNAIRE W/O!! LOOK AT ALL THESE EXCLAMATION
POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I
AM HERE
I'VE
BEEN MILLINOCKETED!
free nude pics
free nude pics free nude pics free nude pics free nude pics free nude pics
free nude pics free nude pics free nude pics free nude pics free nude pics
free nude pics free nude pics free nude pics free nude pics free nude pics
free nude pics free nude pics free nude pics free nude pics free nude pics
free nude pics free nude pics free nude pics free nude pics free nude pics
free nude pics free nude pics free nude pics free nude pics free nude pics
free nude pics free nude pics free nude pics free nude pics free nude pics
free nude pics free nude pics free nude pics free nude pics. Yes, I
know; this is a juvenile experiment...
