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About molotov
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Epinions.com ID:
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molotov
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Location:
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to-go-unnamed mitten-shaped state
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Member Since:
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Mar 16 '00
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Favorite Websites:
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spun.com [music]
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They say suicide is painless.... But how do they know?
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Activity Summary
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Reviews Written: 52
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Member Visits: 901
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Total Visits: 5,191
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About molotov
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Abandoned by his natural parents at the age of eight, Molotov was subsequently succored and sequestered by an especially generous -- and relentlessly protective -- Denton, Texas chapter of NAMBLA. Now, better than two decades later, he remains a gainfully unemployed, morbidly meager man-child/waif -- though now living in a to-go-unnamed mitten-shaped state. He has brown hair which used to be blond which breaks his heart. He often suffers overwhelming performance anxiety when entering men's restrooms. His hobbies include self-pity, inertia, and gerbil wrangling. He speaks neither Swedish nor Swahili. He depends upon your leniency. He appreciates your sympathy.
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