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About Namibia
Member: Hansel the Hedonistic Haemaphrodite
Epinions.com ID: Namibia
Location: Schlockenburg, Nordreihn Westfahlen
Member Since: Jun 28, 2000
 
Favorite Websites: Something Awful
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My nipples are throbbing to the never ceasing beat of Krafwerk. I'm in pain.  more
Activity Summary
Reviews Written: 77
Member Visits: 1,692
Total Visits: 8,067



Namibia's Recent Opinions
Date Written Review Title Product / Topic Product Rating Review Rating
Dec 7, 2001 Erotic Tuber or cancerous Tumor? Mr. Potato Head
in Toys 		  Product Rating: 2.0    Somewhat Helpful
Sep 23, 2001 How to care for Epileptic Groin Retainers How To Care For Elliptical Trainers
in Exercise Equipment 		  n/a    Very Helpful
Aug 13, 2001 Hansel's Bird Hex! Bird Gardens: Welcoming Wild Birds to Your Yard
in Books 		  Product Rating: 4.0    Very Helpful
Jun 26, 2001 Punish me Sadistic Samurai, I've been a bad Geisha! Endurance
in Movies 		  Product Rating: 4.0    Very Helpful
Apr 15, 2001 Gott im Himmel, Duct Tape is cheaper! What Should You Know About Biore?
in Skin Basics 		  n/a    Very Helpful
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About Namibia
I am Hansel, I am but an object of decadent flesh, with which you may do what you wish. I express the feelings and attitudes of all artistic ex-East Germans, namely that of the body being but a canvas of festering cheese products slaved to the nipple of Nietzsche. I have no mouth, but I must scream! MY PLEASURE IS BUT YOUR DECADENT MISERY. My angular body is but the GLOCKENSPIEL on which you conduct your demented symphony. I have been in the dark these past few years, dreaming in utter terror, seeing the ultimate vision of social decay, namely my own groin, yet it gets worse. And yes you do bore me to the point of self mutilation. As an artist of the DUNKELE KUNST, under Franz Wolf Schleicher, I have grown to know all that is fetid and wonderful. A MOVEMENT AS DISTURBING AS THAT OF AN ELEPHANT'S BOWELS. As a modern day Prometheus I have had my liver pecked by Love Birds and my loins ravished by garden gnomes. I have experienced all these pleasures. I am here, I am now, I am never. I am Hansel. How may I pleasure you on this day of utter morbidity and joy? LAMBOLUCIFER and MCTURBOT. I hail these two reviewers. They may very well be the only proof that the DUNKELE KUNST still lives on in the heart of the common Clone and the sexually repressed Bavarian alike. I am miserable at this moment. May the spirit of Julius Schminke be with you through your journey into the hell that is my nether regions. I SALUTE YOU, AS THE PLEASURING OF ME IS BUT YOUR WARM BODY CAVORTING AGAINST MY CLAMMY FLESH.



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