Me: 6'0", brown hair, blue eyes
You: 5'7" or taller, dark hair
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Hello everybody. My name is Oren and I am from the Island of Luprid, off the coast of Karmar. I have a good sense of humor and when people ask me, "What are you, a comedian?" I am able to answer "yes." I like football, comedies, and telling jokes. I also like this website. With my free time, I like to figure out how epinions computes the income share. I've almost cracked the code.
Please read my reviews -- I think they are on point and worthwhile. I try to make my reviews useful and funny at the same time. What's better than that?
If you highly recommend my epinions or put me in your Web of Trust, I will do everything I can to make sure that one day you will be a Turkish millionaire.
Oh, and one last thing you need to remember, no matter what the stripper tells you, there is absolutely no sex in the champagne room.
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