Um. Wait. You want facts. Silly me.

I was actually born and raised in Utah. I am currently a visitor in the wonderful nation of Canada where I do my best to raise to the poutine consumed per capita ratio. I was doomed to be an artist from the day my kindergarten teacher made a report that "Elizabeth can't seem to colour within the lines; her hand-eye co-ordination is lacking, and her sense of shape and colour is dubious." Okay, they didn't say it exactly like that, but that's what it boiled down to. Needless to say, I've enjoyed proving that early report wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, brimming with wrongability.

Some facts:

I'm an Aquarius.
I'm a geek. It's genetic. I come from a family of geeks.
My favourite colours are green, grey, black, and silver.
My favourite food is the potato. It's very versatile.
My favourite first person shooter is currently Quake 3. I'm mediocre. I can admit this without rancor.
I am five feet four and three quarters inches tall. I like to say I am five-five. Adam likes to say I am five-four.
Adam is my boyfriend.
He's anal retentive.
I've never smoked or done drugs. I drank. Twice.
I am attention deficit.
I like my feet. They're cute. Size five and a half.
I had a pet fish named Everest. He died though. My next fish will be named McKinley.
I'm older than I look. I'm always getting carded. Even for orange juice.
I can speed read.
I can not type. At least not very well.
I also have a cat. His name is Tiny Piglet.
Alas, he does not live with me.
I'm allergic to cats.
Sad, really.
My favourite city is San Francisco.
You can get really good Ethiopian food there.
Axum, on Haight Street.
I'm obsessive compulsive. I floss ritually.
I'm always hungry.
Except when I'm not.
I like The Cure, Depeche Mode, Underworld, Tori Amos, Sarah MacLachlann, etc, etc.
I have an unholy love for the 80s.
I once invented a superhero called 80s Girl.
I collect stuffed bats.
My mother had a dead bat in her freezer for two years because of me.
I am a hypochondriac.
I was born on a Friday. Apparently I have far to go.
I also have an unholy love for Civ I and II.
And NetHack.
You know the little aliens from Toy Story?
More unholy loving.
I think I'm hungry.
I'll go eat now.