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About porphyria
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porphyria
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Member Since:
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Apr 04 '00
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Activity Summary
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Reviews Written: 50
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Member Visits: 3,868
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Total Visits: 32,507
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About porphyria
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I currently reside in a state whose founders should have been courteous enough to name "Hot, Miserable, and Populated Entirely by Genetically Defective Jackasses" in the interest of fair warning.
I'm bitter and scrappy, sour and quarrelsome, and strongly committed to a lifestyle of offense, incivility, and intentional disgrace.
If I was Julius Caesar, my only regret would be that my assasination wasn't the result of a bizarre scandal involving Fulvia, Clodia, and about 15 San Francisco leather dykes.
I'm For...
...sterilizing the entire right wing.
...revoking the inalienable rights of Jane Fonda.
...using tax dollars to develop a gigantic chainsaw for the sole purpose of setting Louisiana adrift.
...nominating my husband to sainthood.
I'm Against...
...Rock[ing] the Vote.
..."causes," "demonstrations," or other "activisms" with little or no propensity to piss more than 10,000 people off.
...the late Anne Sexton and her late fallopian tubes.
...parents who put their children in underpants labeled with the days of the week. I'm against them even more if the days are printed in another language.
See all my opinions
I Only Want to See the Good Ones, Thanks
Ok, Let Me Get a Look at Some of the Crummy Ones
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