The astonishing Mr. Krueger is a strange man, chock full of bitter with a smidgen of crude. His mind is free from the shackles of religion, and his fondness for Sega is quite curious indeed.

The amazing Mr. Krueger is currently disillusioned with this dreadful Epinions. He finds the content to be, for the most part, ignorant drivel. It's either a) all the same or b)frowned upon for being different. Why?

But, the astounding Mr. Krueger does not find this Epinions to be a total waste. Thanks to the intelligent writings of those who think for themselves, be they luchadors, deities, sexperts or cats, these trailblazers keep the site fun. Though they may be unjustly harrassed by the monsters who run the show, they continue to dazzle with their heroic tales of everyday life.

Because all of the cool people have this, and I don't want to be left out:

How I Rate Reviews:

I will rate any review as HR for any one of these three reasons:

• It was good.
  
• Someone I know wrote it.
  
• If it makes me laugh. If you have a story about your dog biting a kid in the balls as a review of a hair dryer, and it's funny, I will HR it, regardless if it pertains to the reviewed item or not.