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Biting wit served here. Products skewered regularly. What is a smart toaster, anyway?
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pyallen's Most Popular Reviews
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About pyallen
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Every product or service, no matter how good it is, has at least one flaw, usually a glaringly stupid one. It's my mission to point out all those ignorant qualities that manufacturers try to slip past unwary consumers. Why is it called a "Smart Toaster" if it can't sense the flames shooting out of the charred bread? Why does the ship break down upon entering an unknown orbit in every science fiction movie? How do people who can't sing sell millions of albums? These questions and many more are answered in my reviews. No matter how boring the product is, you can bet that I'll find something funny, interesting, or just plain moronic about it.
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