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Activity Summary
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Reviews Written: 27
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Member Visits: 12,196
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Total Visits: 214,074
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About repulsemonkey
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Letter From the Occupant: Hello, my Epinions compatriots. On September 1, I’m moving to the East Coast to study with the Atlantic Theater Company. Frankly, I have no idea how much time that will leave me for online activity, so you may see me around Epinions even less than you already do (which really isn’t all that often anyway.) Those of you interested in my thoughts and adventures can check out I Know You Hate Me or my reviews at CultureDose. Or you can drop me a line. I hope you’ll do all three. Viva la HappyFun!
“The worst kind of current rock criticism isn't criticism at all. It's more of a buying-guide approach. You read those kinds of reviews all the time. They provide some facts about the album, tell you if its good or not and that's about it. The great rock criticism enlightens. You read a good critic's insights into what an album is about or how a song makes him or her feel, and it adds to your own experience of that album. The great critics are able to capture some of the feeling of listening to the music in their prose. You end up having to hear the album, not because the writer told you it was good, but because what the writer had to say about the music was so inspiring.”
Michael Goldberg, The Drama You’ve Been Craving
Because You Care About Me: Remarkably, I’ve written not only one, but two Epinions articles concerning female body issues. That’s just what kind of guy I am. I believe in creativity. I believe in hard alcohol. I believe in making an ass out of myself in public. I believe in teaching yourself how to freestyle rap. I’ve sworn off eggs, girlfriends, and general grief. Epinions has turned my brain into bewildered jumble of what it once was. I have fever dreams and bouts of Tourette’s as a result. (Thankfully, nothing a good soap opera or weapons management course won’t fix.) I fear AggieBrett, but not the Epinions Beauty Contingent. I like writing General Comments On Epinions. Occasionally, I do something nice for someone. Love me.
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repulsemonkey’s Happy Fun Club!!!
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***Any resemblance of repulsemonkey’s Happy Fun Club to any other previously existing clubs, groups or Fez Conspiracies completely coincidental and should not be interpreted as said monkey licking Sordid-1’s ass (again.)***
Before I get all narcissistic on your ass, allow me to direct you to the Best Damn Music Reviewer on this or any other site. Recognize.
…and now, as promised, I get all narcissistic on your ass…
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For the Sadists:
Those of you still interested in reading my music reviews
may gaze lovingly at the newly re-instituted
WALL of ALBUMS
(or, if you like, you can click on one of the album covers to read the review)
Don’t tell anyone, but
Take the Radiohead Collective Member Test.
Shake ya ass
(but watch ya self.)
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