Loving an Epinionated Woman, part IIMay 27, 2000 Write an essay on this topic.
This was one of the only ways I could get my girlfriend's attention. Sigh. Most guys can buy flowers or chocolate, or write love letters...I have to write an endearing epinion. ;)
Without further ado, this goes out to smiles33, and all the other addicted significant others out there:
(Sung to the tune of "Pretty Woman," with humble apologies to Roy Orbison)
Epinions woman, you're logging on, I see
Epinions woman, why don't you talk to me?
Epinions woman, I don't believe it, you crazy fool,
no one could log in as long as you
Epinions woman, what's become of you?
Epinions woman, what shall I do?
Epinions woman, you love to write, it's true
But, I'm lonely without you
Epinions woman clicks a while
Epinions woman comments a while
Epinions woman visit my profile, see me (come see me)
Epinions woman, yeah, yeah, yeah, epinions woman read my reviews
Epinions woman highly recommend me
Cause I read you, I'll rate you right
Come on baby, trust me tonight
Epinions woman don't read and stare,
Epinions woman don't make me pull my hair
Epinions woman why don't you share your time with me?
Oh please, spend some time with me.
(c:Spoken over main riff)
We should go to bed it's late
There will be more reviews, but wait!
What do I hear? "Just one more please, my dear..."
Yes, it's just one more, oh dear....Oh, my epinions woman!
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