So like, man do I ever not have the patience to do anything in HTML. I'm not saying that checking out the profiles of all of you great profile fancier-uppers isn't a great thing... I just have absolutely no patience for it. Perhaps I'll find a super easy to use program that takes seconds to make sumthin I like and voila, I'll actually make this thing look good. For now, I'm just gonna ramble here.
Okay what first. Let us see, my reviews... they are going to be on all types of topics, mainly weird horror and b-movie stuff I'm afraid. I know, that'll severely limit those that'll read my writing but heck, isn't it was cooler to be THE person that people read (and have no other choice to :)) for a particular film? I don't want to be the billionth person that has reviewed something like Spiderman (although you could check that review of mine out too :).
Indie and way out there B films are so cool! How do people even get into the Hollywood films of today anyways? If I see another James Bond, Star Trek, Oliver Stone, Richard Gere, Julia Roberts flick again... I think I'll puke! (Not that there's anything wrong with those things of course).
I've reviewed some muzak stuff too. Mainly metal, punk, and stuff like that. I've been a music fan all my life. From singing Elvis tunes as a little boy on riverboats to playing drums in a punk grunge band, I've done quite a bit. My musical tastes are quite wide as well, although most things 'programmed' don't really agree with me too well. I'm a rock fan through and through. Jerry Lee Lewis is a God. So are the Misfits, Almighty, W.A.S.P., and many many others.
Books! My other major pastime, oh how I wish I had the time to read em all. People hate going to the bookstore with me 'cause I'll stay there for hours. Heck, I can't actually walk past a bookstore without subconciously walking in...except maybe that place that sells only Bibles. Horror was what started me on my reading path although I was a huge reader when I was young too. Raised on Roald Dahl, Judy Blume, those Boxcar Kids, and perhaps the Hobbit, my pre-adolecent youth was filled with written wonders. I left it behind for girls and parties sometime in Junior High though, only soon to discover them again in due time. Stephen King's The Stand actually was the first book I read after that long haitus. Now I read like a maniac. Lovecraft & Brian Lumley fan mainly, although all horror, some neat Sci fi (Octavia Butler) and the occasional fantasy in there too.
What the heck else would anyone else want to know now? As if anyone has read this far anyhow :) Cheers All!
Hey! Check out me fave band, The Almighty.
Fave author: Brian Lumley
Ratings And Stuff
I'm a pretty easy going rater actually. I tend to read only stuff that really interests me but once in a while there are those out there that heck, will make me want to read their review on green lipstick. Some people just entertain me I suppose. I don't think I am a hard rater, actually I probably over rate most of the time, especially if there aren't too many spelling mistakes and such (not that I don't have them all the time either though).
Foul Language Poll
I still can't understand the language filters they have on this site even though I've been here forever. What really bites me is something that's titled 'Comic Book Who-re but you can't even say who-re in the review!!! What gives? Lemme please get a jist of if I'm the only idiot out there with this problem:
