Movies & Videos:
-Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
-Rambo
-Shrek The Third
-28 Weeks Later
-Planet Terror
-Deathproof
-Blackout
-We Are... Marshall
-The Return
-Dexter- The First Season
-Number 23
-Clerks II
-Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
-The Illusionist
-Superman Returns
-The Omen (2007)
-Lost: The Complete Second Season
-Lost: The Complete First Season
-Silent Hill
-Lucky # Slevin
-Saw II
-The Shmoo's 10 Greatest Christmas Films
-The Shmoo's 10 Greatest Horror Films

Music:
-Come Together: Motown Sings The Beatles
-The Hunting Of The Snark
-Some Great Beatles Remakes
-Ahhh... Poor Lady Mondegreen
The Return Of Lady Mondegreen

Games:
-Quelf
-Full House
-Monopoly: 70th Anniversary Edition
-Vampire Hunter
-Clue DVD
-Jok-R-Ummy
-1313 Dead End Drive

Electronics:
-Logitech Pure-Fi Anywhere iPod Speakers
-Panasonic RP-HT455 Consumer Headphones
-Sony MDR-XD100 Consumer Headphones

Adult Fiction:
-Forrest Gump- Winston Groom
-The Poo Bomb: True Tales Of Parental Terror- Jeff Vogel
-The People's Almanac Presents The Twentieth Century: History With The Boring Parts Left Out-David Wallechinsky
-You Suck: A Love Story- Christopher Moore
-A Dirty Job- Christopher Moore
-Fluke: Or Now I Know Why The Winged Whale Sings- Christopher Moore
-Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal- Christopher Moore
-Island Of The Sequined Love Nun- Christopher Moore
-Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story- Christopher Moore
-Coyote Blue- Christopher Moore
-Practical Demonkeeping: A Comedy Of Horrors- Christopher Moore

Children's Fiction:
-Six By Seuss: A Treasury of Dr. Seuss Classics- Theodore Geisel
-A Hatful Of Seuss: Five Dr. Seuss Stories- Theodore Geisel
-A Monster Wrote Me A Letter- Nick Bland
-The Hiccupotamus- Aaron Zenz
-I Love You, Daddy- Jillian Harker
-Potty Time- Parker K. Sawyer
-So Big!- Anna Jane Hays
-The Copycat Fish- Gail Donovan
-My Fuzzy Valentine- Naomi Kleinberg
-Melinda's No's Cold- Gail Chislett
-Hooway For Wodney Wat- Helen Lester

Children's Products (Toys & Safety):
-Summer Infant Tub Time Bubble Maker
-Shmoo Lifesized Action Figure (No Kung-Fu Grip)
-Fisher Price Sesame Street "Elmo Knows Your Name" Cell Phone
-Intex Mushroom Baby Pool
-PlaySkool Stack N' Pour Pals
-LeapFrog LeapStart Learning Gym
-The First Years 4 Safety Corner Bumpers
-Peek-A-Boo Daycare Services
-Fisher Price Intellitainer
-LeapFrog LittleTouch LeapPad Library: Guess How Much I Love You

Pet Supplies:
-Planet Dog Large Travel Bowls
-Multipet International: Canadian Goose Plush Dog Toy
-Lil Pals Hamburger Toy

The Great Outdoors:
-Coleman Queen Sized Air Mattress With Pump

Health:
-Buckley's Mixture D.M.

Cooking:
- XTREME Chickenitzel Recipe
- Ring Of Fire Hot Sauce
- Henrietta Egg Poacher
- Hamilton Beach 6 Quart Slow Cooker
- Rum Raisin Butter Tart Recipe
- The World's Best Brownies

Memoirs Of A Shmoo- Fact Or Fiction?:
Trailer Tales 2008
Another Year, Another Birthday For The Fish
A Festive Family Day Tale
Biting Buckey's Tail
I Don't Want To Sound Like Andy Rooney.
The Monkey's Fate
On Being Shmoo
The Legend Of Alegria Perenne
Opening Weekend For "The Shmoo Chew"
A Surprise Party.
Where's That Shmoo Fella Been All Summer Any How?
Remembering 9/11
A Shmoo's Adventures In Epi-Land

Throwing A Festive Party For My Epi-Buddies

Thank you for Flying "Big Shmoo Airlines"...
...Please make sure your trays are in their proper, upright positions before exiting the plane.

... How else are we supposed to have Shmoo Family Reunions?

...as Elton John would sing ♫ "Don't Let The Shhmooooo Sneak Up On Me..." ♫

The only known existing pre-historic Shmoo Skeleton with an artists conception of Cro-Magnon Shmoo

Shmoo Sighting #2
An Accurate Depiction Of Shmoo in Summer

Hailee (aka, Nubby, Nub, Bop, Cindy Lou Shmoo, Shmoo Two, My Precious):

Bentley: The "Goldie-Shmoo"

so... you wanna know who Mike is huh? .. that's gonna be tough. Mike is an enigma (that's enigma... with a “G”)

Born after the Boomers but before GenX, Mike has wandered through time and space looking for a generation that he could call his own.
Along the way he picked up a cavalcade of other 38-42 year olds who were also searching for some definition to their lives.

When they became disillusioned they took time to watch copious amounts of television and feast on Stephen King novels.
They ate Chef Boyardee, Kraft Dinner and Big Macs.
They watched the rise of Computers from TRS 80’s and Commodore 64’s and Video Games from Coleco and Atari.
They listened to their music on 45’s, LP’s, 8 track tapes, cassette tapes, CD’s, MP3’s and watched their movies on projectors, Video Tapes (Beta and VHS) Laser Disks and DVD’s.
In the early 80’s they declared that no good music was recorded after 1969. In the early 90’s they amended that time to 1979,,, thanks mostly to Quentin Tarantino, and unfortunately in modern day they have started to find redemption in the music of the 80’s.
They grew Mullets, Mohawks and whatever that "Flock Of Seagulls" hairdo was called (god.... they were so lame...).

As children they bathed in the ultra violence of Loony Tunes cartoons and listened to the politically incorrect songs of Sesame Street. Now they reflect on their childhood and realize that Tarantino has brought The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Hour to the Big Screen and that Cookies Are A Sometimes Food.

Most, if not all, of the things this lost generation found are now thought to rot your body or your mind or both at the same time and are being fazed out.

100 years from now… people will talk of the Baby Boomers and their contributions to society and Generation X and their detachment from it but will forget that there was a small segment of society that dipped their toes in the waters of both worlds.
Mike is a member of the Forgotten Generation. The Generation of Adaptors: the people who had to master the transition from no technology to it’s everyday effect on your life.

We were the people who took the very first computer courses in high school, who went from writing school reports to typing them- to saving them on disk (4 or 5 different kinds to date) and printing them.
We were the people who went to cottages as children and brought board games instead of video games or portable DVD’s. If we were bored we went fishing.
We were the people who went from wholesome meals cooked fresh everyday to canned, frozen, pre-made and prepackaged.
If we wanted to know information about anything, Catherine the Great or Toadsuck Arkansas, we had to go to the library and spent a day looking it up.
We were the last generation who’s quest for knowledge was truly a quest because it wasn’t readily available at our fingertips. We had to travel to learn.

That’s Mike. A product of his times.

And when he refers to himself in the third person (which he doesn’t do often) it’s a sure sign that he’s feeling smug and superior, in a lost /searching sort of way.

Oh yea... and I like Pizza