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About smirnoff16
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smirnoff16
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Quebec, Canada
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Mar 28 '02
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Student in medical field. I review mostly electronic products, cars, and liquor.
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Activity Summary
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Reviews Written: 35
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Member Visits: 915
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Total Visits: 50,108
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About smirnoff16
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... Very well, where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical - summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zeroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.
-Dr Evil's biography
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