My life can be summed up in the following list, in no particular order:
Books,
Music,
Beer,
My Pit Bull- Monte,
Internet p0rn,
KISS,
Star Wars,
Microwave popcorn,
Angora,
Diet Coke,
Harassing telephone solicitors,
Mom's apple pie,
Amateur dentistry,
Computers,
Stalking Jared from the Subway commercials,
My wife (she'd be mad if I left her off the list),
Lynn Wilson frozen burritos,
The Green Bay Packers,
Moonlight strolls,
Eating paste,
and acting much cooler than I really am.
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