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Family

I’m a very young man at the age of 72; my four grandchildren keep me youthful by introducing me to all of the new movies and toys.

Many years ago my three daughters kept me in shape by making me run after their boyfriends. I would need to beat the crap out of some young smart as.s about once or twice a week. I have and always will be over protective of my girls. My son was probably my hardest battle, he was just like his old man growing up. His favorite hobbies consisted of tilting back about a case of beer a night and looking for women. I was fortunate that none of my kids landed in jail for more than one night at a time.

All of my kids would say I was a pretty good father. Even though I could not stand their mother half of the time, I have always tried to give everything to my kids and now I try to give everything to my grandchildren. It is becoming harder to stay in touch with my family, three of my kids live in different states. My son-in-law, who is the biggest loser on this earth, tells me that they all live in different states to get far away from me. I know that is not true, my kids have me stay at their houses any time I want and my phone is constantly ringing of the hook with their phone calls. When I recently lost most of my money through bad investments, I found out that my children love me the same rich or poor. That made me feel like I just won a million dollars, when in reality I lost over a million. I took some help from my kids, but not one penny of money.

I'm also close with my youngest sister. She is 16 years younger than I am. I often spend weekends freeloading at their big house. She is fortunate to have a rich doctor for a husband.

Without family life is not important to me.

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Epinions

What I love the most about Epinions is reading. I like to read for hours every day. I’m not currently working and I’m not getting any action with the ladies. So, I lounge around my apartment wearing my pajamas and reading what the rest of you lonely souls think about a variety of useless products that I will never have enough money to buy.

I consider myself a pretty easy to please critic. I will rate Very Helpful if you tell me most of what I need to know about a product. For example if the review is about music, I will need to know what kind of music you are reviewing, what you liked about it and is it worth buying Yes or No. I don’t need to know what the singer likes to eat for breakfast and if the drummer has gotten laid this month, just tell me something about the music.

I will give a Helpful if you give me just one thing I need to know about the product. For example if you tell me what kind of music you are reviewing and compare the music to something that sounds similar.

I will rate Somewhat Helpful if you actually tried, but your review made no sense to me.

I will rate Not Helpful if the only thing you are doing is playing a joke and wasting my time.

I’m probably easy on other writers because my writing skills are nothing to brag about. I do not consider my reviews works of art by any stretch of the imagination, but I always make sure to make it useful to the customers of Epinions. My goal is to give an honest review of the product, to list all of the things I like as well as dislike.

I read everything from people I trust and that trust me. I appreciate when people rate my reviews and I love reading and writing comments. It makes me feel good when people take the time to write or e-mail. I also want to thank all the great writers/people that make Epinions a special place. I'm happy I found Epinions, it has become a very important part of my life. I learn something new every time I visit.

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WOT

I have battled with my WOT. I have a hard time determining who I should put on there. So, what I am currently doing with my WOT is putting people on that I enjoy to read and would like to read everything that they write in the future. But just because I put you on my WOT does not mean you will stay on there forever. Lately, I have been taken people off for the following reasons: 1) The writer has not written a review in months. 2) The writer has put me on their “pay no mind list” and probably hates me or has been told to hate me. I figure if someone is always reading and rating but avoids me like the plague, why should I keep track of someone that dislikes me, or is reading and rating with an agenda. 3) The person is not writing about the same interesting topics or has recently took up sniffing glue and lost their writing abilities.

So until I find the perfect formula of how to use my WOT, I will be using it as a place for writers that are under the stockholder microscope.

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Thank you, lorace for taking the time to introduce me to this program.

Stockholder's Tribute To Great Reviews.

I would like to pay tribute to the following writers and their reviews. Please, click on the links below to read the best reviews Epinions has to offer. In the future, I will add to my tribute, but at the moment these reviews are in a class of their own.

Written by Hard To Please Dates - Aug/8/01 , Aug/9/01 , Aug/25/01

Her Biography Written by dedemw ~also read~ Part 2 ~Part 3

"My Homeless Father" - Written by misc_el

"Hi. My Name's Becki. And I'm an Alcoholic." - Written by Thorbjore

"CHRISTMAS PAST—Twelve Short Stories" - Written by katybrighteyes

Liberty is a Lady - Written by Lorace

Miracle of the Carols - Written by Lorace

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'There are only two truly infinite things: the universe and stupidity. And I am unsure about the universe.' - Albert Einstein

Read about the biggest idiots on earth in Stockholder's son-in-law write-off

Anthem Blue Death - Written by atchesonate

If Only I Could Strike Her from My Memory - Written by age6racer

The Day I Became the Biggest Idiot I'd Ever met- Written by small_batch

The One idiot on the rocks with a lime twist - Written by misc_el

My Idiot Dawg - Written by Thorbjore

SWARMY MARMY - Written by granniemose

The Idiotic Lamb - Written by Lorace

"She said what?" - Written by HawgWyld

Kill my son-in-law... Please - Written by stockholder

Idiot vs. Beast W/O PART II - Written by stockholder

It Nah Me Fault Me Hate ah Dis Woman - Written by youngchinq

Stay away from the Eclairs - Written by Bounty628

"You Want Some Cream In That, Honey?" - Written by PacManY2J

Would you believe ... an entire organization run by idiots?- Written by Penguinlady

AN IDIOT FOR ALL SEASONS ~ PART I ~ Written by artbyjude also read ~ PART 2 ~

Dude, where's my Rolaids? Written by jenb123

THE WONDER OF (STUPID) ME! Written by ginzo

So many idiots, so hard to pick one! Written by ned1

Ruminations on Flaming Idiots Over Blithering Idiots Written by fuche_bu

Wow, there is such stupidity in the world!! Written by italiandude707

Will Someone Get This Crazy Woman Out of My House! Written by AdaDavis

A Man's Search For A Perfect Idiot!! Written by beerbrain

OFFICE OF IDIOTS Written by unhappycarrie

Idiocy In the Skies? You Bet Your Luggage. Written by tombarnes

Please remove this THORN IN MY SIDE! Written by gaelkm