Well, I still have my little space on Epinions. Back in the day, this place was great -- I earned over a thousand dollars, and got a free tee shirt and fleece jacket. More recently, I ranted against the dumbing-down and the proliferation of policies at Epinions. Nowadays.....enh, who cares? I write some stuff, people read it, I get a small sense of personal satisfaction.

So, I live in Northern Michigan, and have mastered the art form of sarcasm...which I've seen defined as "the lowest form of humor" by at least one dictionary. Hey, at least I'm good at something! Once upon a time I used to live in Indiana, and my reviews thereof have generated some fantastic hate-comments. Just another reason I'm SO glad to have left, even now, almost 10 years later.

I have a wife and at least one kid. I love cars to excess, and I also love excess, especially the wretched kind, but I don't love the Hyundai Excel, or Microsoft Access.

• George Dubya is gone. Good.
• Rain is good for the grass and flowers
• Repeat after me: "Eggs Benedict are gooooooood."
• Ugliest car ever? AMC Matador
• When did Carmen Electra become quasi-acceptable?
• Bulleted lists? Yes, please.
• Nobody understands the comic genius of Meryl Streep.
• Okay, so Meryl Streep has no comic genius. Got me there.
• Coffee with lots of cream and sugar isn't "wussy," it's "Turkish."
• Caffeine is evil, but I love it anyway.
• I find that I am overpaid and underworked. Wait...reverse that. Carry on.
• I'll find it hard to live in a van down by the river...when I'm living in a van....down by the river!!