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Activity Summary
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Reviews Written: 23
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Member Visits: 581
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About swordofriva
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ALL HAIL JIMI ALEXANDER, CHAMPION OF THE BEAUTIFUL JOANNA LEVESQUE AND KNIGHT-PROTECTOR OF THE QUEEN OF THE NORTH.
Thank you, Mark. Welcome my friends. Welcome to my profile. If you've read my opinions and reviews and enjoyed them, power to you. If you don't like em, you can ride my big all-american c0ck for all I care. I speak the truth, whether or not you like it.
In music, my main tastes are angst rock, such as Linkin Park, Staind, System of a Down, Trapt, and blink 182, and commercial rap with killer beats, such as G-Unit, Juvenile, and Kanye West. I like lots of different types of music and here's how I rate tracks.
10: Well done, You've copped my best rating possible.
9: Excellent track, made me wanna hear it over and over
8: You put in good effort. I like this track quite a bit
7: Well, it's not very special, but it's not bad
6: This track stands out only a bit, the good qualities are not enough to mask the bad
5: Perfectly average. I neither like it nor hate it
4: I don't care for this song. It really doesn't resonate with me
3: This is just bad, I don't recommend this to anybody
2: This is WHACK! Almost no redeeming qualities
1: I'm gonna shoot my stereo if this sh!t comes on again
0: I'm gonna shoot myself if this sh!t is forced down my eardrums once more...
In games, I positively LOVE RPGs. Anyone who doesn't is either too stupid to enjoy them or just needs to be shot dead before they become a problem to the human race. The best RPG I've ever played, by far, is Final Fantasy VIII (although FFX2 is in close contention for the title). THe storyline is cool, the battle system kicks @$$, and the music is poppin. Awesome game, and much better than Cloud's c0cksucking adventure FFVII.
If I rate your review, here's how I'll rate it:
Very Helpful: Useful info, funny, made me wanna read it again
Helpful: Useful info, a little funny. This is the highest rating possible if your opinion blatantly disagrees with mine.
Somewhat Helpful: Some good 411, other than that rather dull
Not Helpful: You didn't even try, you @$$h0le
Off Topic: Are You Kidding?
My favorite album of all time is probably Linkin Park's Hybrid Theory. I love how beautifully the singles sound, and how DJ Hahn kicked @$$ on the 1s and 2s, adding colorful sound effects and killer beats to what I would have otherwise classified as just another rock band. In second place, I would put System of a Down's Toxicity because it's such an angry record, and because it hits hard and doesn't stop.
My favorite video game of all time...is definitely FFVIII. I'm sorry, folks, but it is just so incredibly good. The game is almost endlessly customizable thanks to the Junction system, and people seem to think that VII is better. I do NOT see what they do in that crappy game. It sucks, people. Don't pay attention to them. FF8 is too good for you to pass it up for that BS. In second place for this category comes Metal Gear Solid 2 just because of its amazing graphics and realism.
Well, I've gotta go. I'll catch up with you later.
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