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Location: New York City, NY
Member Since: Feb 13, 2000

Reviewing god-awful movies. One at a time.  more
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About t13monkeys

For convenience's sake, decided to make a list of most of my reviews for easy access and so I can keep track of it all. Here goes:

God of War III
Metal Gear Solid 4

Games:

Dreamcast
Skies of Arcadia

Gameboy Advance
Advance Wars
Golden Sun
Mario Kart: Super Circuit

Nintendo DS: Mario Kart bundle
Nintendo DS Lite
Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney
Bleach: The Blade of Fate
Contra 4
Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings
Lock's Quest
Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations
Puzzle Quest
Time Hollow
Trauma Center: Under the Knife
Zelda: Phantom Hourglass

Gamecube
The Legend of Zelda: Windwaker

PC
Brothers in Arms
Command & Conquer 3: Tiberian Wars
Crysis
Diablo 2
Diablo 2: LoD
Doom 3
Duke Nukem Forever
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Fantastic Four
Far Cry
Giants: Citizen Kabuto
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Guild Wars: Beta
Half Life 2
Hellgate: London
Jack Keane
The Longest Journey
Dreamfall: The Longest Journey 2
Max Payne
Need for Speed: Underground 2
Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
Rage
Red Faction
Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Rome: Total War
Serious Sam
Titan Quest
Turning Point: Fall of Liberty
Warcraft III
Warcraft III: Frozen Throne
Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War
World in Conflict

Playstation
Final Fantasy VIII
Grandia
Xenogears

PS2
Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance
Black
Bully
Devil May Cry
Disgaea: Hour of Darkness
Dragon Quest VIII
Final Fantasy XII
Grand Theft Auto 3
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Onimusha
Shadow Hearts
SSX Tricky
Suikoden 3
X-Men Legends

Xbox

Misc:

Apple Ipod Mini (Blue)
Dell Axim X50v
Kyocera Finecam S3 Digital Camera
Nintendo Wii
Geometry Wars: Galaxies
Pitzer College
United Airlines

I've been around for a bloody long time. Currently I'm on vacation for these few months, so expect a lot of reviews from me- after July though- maybe not so much.

Rating policy:

Decided to repost this since I think it matters. It's fairly easy to get a VH or an H from me, I'm a very generous rater. If a product is hard to review, like a USB media card reader that serves no other function than to read media cards (and thus if its working its great), I definitely keep that in mind, and will give a VH sometimes generously to people who give only a few sentences.

I have no tolerance for plagerism in the slightest and will report members without blinking an eye. I'm rather good at spotting gaming reviews that are cut and paste so dont even bother.

If I give you an unfair rating sure, take it up with me and I'll likely change it right away with an email and some consideration. For the most part though, if I give an SH first, I do it with rationale. If it does not seem clear why I give an SH I leave a comment.

Finally NH is pretty obvious, if you get an NH I feel you have done a number of things blatantly wrong, and I almost never give out NHs. One plain and simple rule I have though is this. Ignorant racist/stereotypical remarks get NHs. It's one thing to freely express yourself, but don't expect approval from me, I'll exercise my freedom of speech by giving you that total non-approval despite how good of a writer you are.