the cigar
THE CIGAR
Welcome to
the House of Jealous Lovers
"I've got a
huge house. I've got a TVR. I've got a Ferrari.
I went out
with Beyonce. Bono is a personal friend of our family.
I was invited
to the Prime Minister's house for birthday drinks.
I've got a
HUGE bank balance.
I could go
out with any woman in the country, and I could beat the living daylights
out of any man who walks planet Earth.
I am a genius!
I've
got degrees coming out of my ears.
I've swum
with the whales. I've swum with the dolphins.
I've seen
the sun rise over the Ethiopian mountains, I've planted rice in the paddy
fields of Thailand.
I have sat
and meditated looking out over Machu Picchu.
I'm
a complete human being.
A
genius.
The
closest thing on Earth to the Angel Gabriel."
Tommy
Boyd, but I'll rob it, because I'm better!