Welcome to the House of Jealous Lovers

"I've got a huge house. I've got a TVR. I've got a Ferrari.
I went out with Beyonce. Bono is a personal friend of our family.
I was invited to the Prime Minister's house for birthday drinks.
I've got a HUGE bank balance.
I could go out with any woman in the country, and I could beat the living daylights out of any man who walks planet Earth.
I am a genius! I've got degrees coming out of my ears.
I've swum with the whales. I've swum with the dolphins.
I've seen the sun rise over the Ethiopian mountains, I've planted rice in the paddy fields of Thailand.
I have sat and meditated looking out over Machu Picchu.

I'm a complete human being.
A genius.

The closest thing on Earth to the Angel Gabriel."

Tommy Boyd, but I'll rob it, because I'm better!