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Activity Summary
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Reviews Written: 200
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Member Visits: 3,450
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Total Visits: 17,820
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Thresh's Most Popular Reviews
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#901 in Musical Instruments: Surprised me
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Thresh's Author Popularity
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#413 in Music
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#536 in Musical Instruments
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About Thresh
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Hi, I'm Jackson. I cause trouble, car accidents, involuntary bangings of the head, booty shakin', and earthquakes. Combinations of which may vary. I play instruments of the 6 string variety. Listen to music at audio levels that should wake the dead, and if it were to raise the dead i'm certified to kick zombie tale. My guitar hero skills are unprecedented, my vocabulary is vast, and my opinions are broad in range and definition. Nothing can hold a candle to me because if they did I'd breathe fire. However while not being born in the year of the dragon, my chicken skills are that beyond kentucky fried. I eat lightning and I crap thunder. I'm the rubber you're the glue. When you bring sticks and stones, I bring tanks. I can't dance, but that doesn't mean I can't mix a compilation that won't bounce harder than a girls chest in gym class. I'll make you laugh whether you want to or not, and when you're not looking I'll steal your chocolate milk.
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