I'm 24 years old and in my spare time I enjoy planning the inevitable overthrow of a small corrupt South American government. Oh, and badmitton too.


Look for my soon to be released self help book entitled "32 New Ways to Cook and Serve Ground Beef." I am currently in the process of writing my next book, "Microwaving Cats for Fun and Profit."


A parting thought - "Heaven is where the cooks are French, the police British, the cars are made by the Germans, and it's organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the cooks are Swiss, the police German, the cars are made by the French, and it's organised by the British......"