Evillll Ice is AT IT AGAIN!!! BUUUWHAHAHAH....
Aug 16 '00
Hello. This is Evil Ice here. SO! Ya wanna quit smokin' eh? Well, let the Doc, which is Moi, Evil Ice, clue ya in as how ta quit smokin'. It's plain an' simple, folks. Very simple, indeed.
Those patches and gums? They WORK! But! They work in groups! That's right, chew up the gum, slap dem patches on, do it all at once, cover yer bod up with the patches, from head to toe, and chew a massive load of gum till ya feel like ya chewin' on a sweat sock from gym! Ya will get a huge overdose of nicotine that ya won't wanna smoke EVER again after pukin' yer brains out.
Get a friend ta buy ya some explosive cigars and cigarettes and have 'em rearrange yer smokes with 'em! If ya get a rude surprise, then ya might get discouraged at tryin' to light up next time cuz of the possibility of gettin' blown up in da face!
Get a carton of cigarettes, the WORST brand, and if ya don't like menthols, then get THOSE, and smoke 'em as fast as ya can, chain 'em, till ya get so SICK of it that ya just wanna hack and gag and cough yer way back into the world of non-smokers!
Hang 'round people that smoke just as heavy or heavier than ya do! The noxious clouds that will undoubtedly hang 'bout yer body will inevitably clue ya in to de seriousness of de situation.
Or, at the other extreme, hang 'bout people that HATE or DETEST or cannot even BE around people who SMOKE! Dose peeps that need pure oxygen would be EXCELLENT people to hang around with if ya tryin' ta quit smokin'. Dey would kick yer ass if ya tried ta light up 'round DEM!
'Nother good way ta quit smokin', if ya ask Me, Da Evil Ice, is ta have a buddy wit' ya when ya face da moment of truth. With a baseball bat handy. And every time ya wanna light up, have 'em whack ya with the bat. Doesn't matter where. Just have 'em smack ya. You'll soon lose the urge ta smoke. And you'll soon lose yer consciousness, too. Which, of course, helps in tryin ta quit smokin', cuz if yer unconscious, ya can't smoke, see?
A good way ta try and quit smokin' is ta check out some pics of some diseased lungs and say ta yerself that's what yer lungs are gonna look like in 2 years or less if ya don't try and quit, usin' Mah methods as outlined above!
****Iceman here... is this guy for REAL or what? Man.....***
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